TEACHER: Why did u bring a rope
to the Exam hall?..
AKPORS: My dad told me to SKIP
the questions I
don't know” Musa: Akpors why
are you trying to swallow a
Clock?
Akpors: My Teacher said I should
watch my mouth. TEACHER: if I
give u 4 balls of puff-puff in ur
hand,
and I collect all of dem back from
u, wat will be left
in ur hand?
AKPORS: Na oil naa PAPA
AKPORS : U know, our Son got his
brain from
me..
MAMA AKPORS : I think he did ,I
still got mine with
me TEACHER: If I have 6 bottles in
one hand & 5 in the
other, what do I have?..
AKPORS: A drinking problem That
was how Akpos pressed the
breast of a
female journalist that had the
badge "PRESS" on her
chest! Akpors:I am dreaming to
be rich...just like my
father..
Musa:"Is ur father rich?".
Akpors: No, he's dreaming too
TEACHER: Akpors, what do you
call a person who
keeps on talking when people are
no longer
interested?
AKPORS: A teacher How many
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