What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far a$$ kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and a$$ kissing that will put you over the top.

I like this. Good one Thuggy

ok sir

Nice one there

Have to make this my new year resolution.

@poster nice one.

Dis is mind blowing.

food for thot thuggy ure doing a gr8 job keep pple like us happy and jolly

huh?
i resemble comedian?

yes now

Do i smell romance in d air ?

Miggy don warn Thuggy b4.

i blame Clemcy. na so she dey razzle every new kid on the block

ben~jay:

Do i smell romance in d air ?

Romance?
I no gay jo

ituen:

Miggy don warn Thuggy before.

i blame Clemcy. na so she dey razzle every new kid on the block

are you the new kid?

i presume he is
with him busy body. no spoil show for me u hear

With them busy body eeee.

ha ben he don soji tey tey

Clem clem U go yab me for this forum, later you go say we be family friends.
This is to formally inform you that your case dey inside cooler.

hehehehehhe

Make me too laugh

Because everybody deh laff.

Ona dey laff abi ? My own be say i don speak my mind.

Nice formular keep it up.

yab but na u dey yab me now
oya no vex u hear i go cook correct dog meat pepper soup for u
oya smile for me now no let invite anybody come bcoz na special treat i dey prepare for uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Hmmm Now u dey pally up.
Okay i will accept. But i dey watch u sha.

ben~jay:

Ona dey laff abi ? My own be say i don speak my mind.

we don hear u

Splendid . .