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Re: Eyes by benjay1(m): 6:57pm On Jan 03, 2008
Ituen i know say you hate me before, but i no know say you hate me reach this level.

Guy wetin i do you ?
Re: Eyes by Migines(m): 8:59pm On Jan 03, 2008
Ha ha ha
Re: Eyes by ituen(m): 9:54pm On Jan 03, 2008
but i'm jst helping u as my main man

i don give the 1st one ur number. she go do night call with u on ur MTN

the 2nd one say she go give me reply 2mrw
Re: Eyes by Migines(m): 9:58pm On Jan 03, 2008
Ben, gudluck o.
Re: Eyes by benjay1(m): 10:59pm On Jan 03, 2008
E no go work for ona too.
Re: Eyes by ituen(m): 5:25am On Jan 04, 2008
Ben

the 1st chic tell me say una gist go far for night call even pass the normal time of 4.30am very unlike you

SO how the runs go be?

U go still control the 2nd chic
Re: Eyes by imaibehe(f): 5:59am On Jan 04, 2008
@benjay

anyone that recomends those kind of THINGS to u hates u enough 2 kill u n its best u start begging ituen 4 4gvness, its jst ma advice 2 u, u seem like a very nice person n i wudnt want 2 c your orbituary. Am so irritated that am at the toilet bowl doing some serious PUKING. cry cry cry cry cry cry cry
Re: Eyes by Migines(m): 7:22am On Jan 04, 2008
Beta cover ur yansh. Anusman is at large.
Re: Eyes by benjay1(m): 7:28am On Jan 04, 2008
@imaibehe Are you indirectly applying to be my girl friend or what ?

If your nick be like this, how your face go be ? (No take am personal, na question i ask)
Re: Eyes by ituen(m): 8:06am On Jan 04, 2008
U want make i show you im picture?

Oya see am now

Re: Eyes by benjay1(m): 8:11am On Jan 04, 2008
Ol boy i don dey hear since say Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
But na today i get the full meaning.

@Ituen So na so tessybaby worwor reach and you still dey comfortable for her bedroom ?
Re: Eyes by ituen(m): 8:16am On Jan 04, 2008
Na u talk say you been wan see Imaibehe

So now i have shown you 3 girls, u have a lot to chose from.

If your lucky, You can get the 1st two and leave the 3rd one for thuggy
Re: Eyes by benjay1(m): 8:20am On Jan 04, 2008
@Ituen Who be this girl again wey bend neck like who get Mad Cow disease ?
Re: Eyes by Migines(m): 8:21am On Jan 04, 2008
*Whisling*
Re: Eyes by ituen(m): 8:22am On Jan 04, 2008
No worry, na so i like the girl reach.
Re: Eyes by benjay1(m): 8:28am On Jan 04, 2008
Like you have a choice ?
Re: Eyes by ituen(m): 8:40am On Jan 04, 2008
WEll last time i remeber, u didnt have the choice
Re: Eyes by imaibehe(f): 9:04pm On Jan 04, 2008
]@imaibehe Are you indirectly applying to be my girl friend or what ?

If your nick be like this, how your face go be ? (No take am personal, na question i ask)


id advice you to watch it, u wudnt want 2 get on the wrong syd of master phis ma godfather,omarion & chrisbrownu know we are dating and i don't think they would sit back n watch sm1 they love being stroked. and worst of all 2pache kud km bk 2 lyf jst 4 me. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

don't say i didnt warn ya. tongue tongue tongue
Re: Eyes by ThugLife1(m): 9:41pm On Jan 04, 2008
imaibehe:



id advice you to watch it, u wudnt want 2 get on the wrong syd of master phis ma godfather,omarion & chrisbrownu know we are dating and i don't think they would sit back n watch sm1 they love being stroked. and worst of all 2pache kud km bk 2 lyf jst 4 me. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

don't say i didnt warn ya. tongue tongue tongue


I no understand your language at all sad
Re: Eyes by ituen(m): 9:59pm On Jan 04, 2008
den go to school and learn her language
Re: Eyes by benjay1(m): 10:13pm On Jan 04, 2008
@imaibehe Na because of people like you na im make dem dey add parental control for things they show on TV.
See your life now. Look at what too much music videos have done to you.

Calls all NLDers.

Pls let's bow our heads in prayers, this babe need TV deliverance.
Re: Eyes by imaibehe(f): 10:26pm On Jan 04, 2008
I no understand your language at all

i dont understand u wats not understandable bout the language?


@ben
I knew u wudnt believe me! anyway am going 2 show u proof that i aint joking here.

dials her godfather while invoking 2pac. grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Eyes by benjay1(m): 10:28pm On Jan 04, 2008
Oh my God, This thing is more serious that i thought.

Cries out !!!

YABA- YABA, YABA,
Re: Eyes by ThugLife1(m): 10:42pm On Jan 04, 2008
Re: Eyes by kaylala(m): 10:48pm On Jan 04, 2008
;d
Re: Eyes by ituen(m): 11:21pm On Jan 04, 2008
ben~jay:


Cries out !!!

YABA- YABA, YABA,

na bus conductor you be?
Re: Eyes by imaibehe(f): 11:35pm On Jan 04, 2008
Cries out !!!

YABA- YABA,  YABA,

oh so your running, tld u were 2 chicken 2 face my pips.

gives a hi5 2 2pac n master p

says to 2pac' il kul u bk wen i find our next victim.2pac says'poor ben am sure by now his got 2 yaba n is checkin into the hospital there,poor fella he messd wit d wrong person.

master p says'i think i shud adopt ituen 4 a son in place of romeo he has a good sense of humor.n the adoption wud also make him a beta n richa guy'
Re: Eyes by benjay1(m): 11:45pm On Jan 04, 2008
*hiss*

What a waste.
Re: Eyes by kronkykay(m): 12:26am On Jan 05, 2008
ima tripping for ituen!

where's tessy?
Re: Eyes by ituen(m): 6:37am On Jan 05, 2008
Sees ima's thread*

Ducks for cover. TUPAC STILL ALIVE? ? ?
Re: Eyes by kronkykay(m): 8:29am On Jan 05, 2008
hell yeah.

wat were u thinking? play smooth on the sister? and go without a headache?

ima, when u trip fall finish, try invoke that nigga to come back i wanna record a track with him
Re: Eyes by clemcykul(f): 12:50pm On Jan 05, 2008

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