Fellow NLDers its your humble housemate B£N~J4Y. Once again i am here to tell my story.

In the gud spirit of the season, i took one girl out for new year shopping for one boutique here in accra, Ghana.
Unknown to me i no know say the babe na Ibo girl.
Na so i foolish go talk say: "Baby, just because of the love i have for you, i want you to take anything you want."

The Babe just look me, and answered: "Honey are you sure ?"
I no know say she just use scope asked me to sign my death warrant by myself.

Foolishly again, i open my big mouth: "Baby this is just the beginning of things to come between us."

Na im d babe begin order: "Give me that gucci hand bag, those burlberry tops." " Are those ear-rings real diamonds ?"
Okay i want that too.

By this time i have started to sweat profusely. balls of perspiration just dey drop from my forehead.
Na im i asked the babe: "Honey are you not okay yet?" because i need to rush off to somewhere.

Sharply the babe hold me; "You are going nowhere ooo."
Na im d sales attendant follow lock shop. say i must pay.

Presently people i am now partly employed here in accra in the boutique.
I dey work now to pay off the IGBESE.

Please fellow NLDers, i need your prayers and support. presently i dey secretly browse with my phone,
So see this as an S.O.S.

How much u need?

@ben
i don deh tell u dis ur gazunga go land u for tragedy.

I don send shawn, to accra call tell am where u deh. Hn go sign check 4 dem. No wory, we deh.

[/quote]Please fellow NLDers, i need your prayers and support. presently i dey secretly browse with my phone,
So see this as an S.O.S.[quote]

Guy u don mara. Na babe go kill u.

@All if i no trip for babe who i go trip for, Guy?
I am not in anyway related to ELTON JOHN abeg.

Anyway i go dey update ona as e dey happen here.

U don call shawn?

u dey Bleep up,u no be naija boy? u no fit pass d window fly comot? where d igbo girl dey sef? i hope say she dey follow u do the work

Go and meet baba kweku at no 5 independence st. he is the best babalawo, he can arrange money doubling to help u pay back the gbese

Dat na if dem gree am comot 4 d store.

they're not even allowing him 2 go out.

Ben,

U must be very silly. Even though no be naija babe u jam, u for still use ur IQ. As ur mumu ripe, na im put u inside trouble

I can help a slack guy. SORRY

Ben i go arrange, make micheal scofield come meet u 4 there. So him go arrange escape plan take break u out.

Scoffield wey no fit escape for sona?

@miggy

na who tell u? U don watch season 6?

No, i never watch season3 finish na TT talk say d guards gree am waka. Na lie?

Na 24 me deh wait 4 d season7. I prefare 24.

Too much TV na im dey worry ona.

See them, old men.

Make i borrow u?

Man i am okay with my palito radio.

No wahala

Okay people i warn confess something.

I no tell ona the real reason why i fall for that babe temptation.

Lets hear it.

me i no wan hear anything

na big phuck up u phuck up as a naija guy

chei! it's a pity!

boys no just wan sabi razzle. where are the ---> **let's go out to dinner, you eat watever i eat.****

if she tells you she wants to sort her courses in school (if a student) and she needs money, ask her if the lecturers

didn't leave her with anoda option.


ben, i hope u learn how to sell in that shop oh, coz as soon as you come back, i dey open one okirika shop for
you under oshodi bridge

@nutilus hes buying what u are selling

ur tory na joke itself keep it up i dey feel you na correcct benjamin u be

make una see as hin head dey big dey go

@Ituen, migs, saucekid, TT, showbobo, kronkykay:
Before ona crucify me for my actions,

You guyz need to see the kind defence (ass) this babes for this country get.
If you put small pikin untop, you no need tie am wrapper i swear.

E be like say na their trademark for here. Bad bad defence, but medium attack.
Naija attacks better pass. But our babes can't stand half of their defence.

so you see too much defence and you became defenceless

One dude should summarize what is happening here

Wait 4 ur secretary. *hisses*

You can be my secretary,I don't discriminate

Well gud 4 u coz, ur white brother of ur black parents just filled in.