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New Year Yoke! by bright007(f): 1:40pm On Jan 01, 2013
RACISM is when a white BB Bold 6 cost more than a black BB Bold 6.
-NEMESIS is when you submit your answer sheet with your expo inside.
-LONG THROAT is when you take a girl out on a sunny day & she orders for a hot plate of pepper
soup.
-A WITCH is that girl that eats nkwobi, fish pepper soup, shawama, suya, chicken, smirnoff,
fayrous & when you take her home she says sorry I'm on my
period.
-OVERSABI is when you are eating salad witha girl & she says 'honey,this food no done'.
-OLODO is when you are in a plane with a girl & she says 'honey I'm hot, can you please roll down the glass'.
-A HUNGRY CHILD is that kid that sees you eating & says 'my mummy said I shouldn't take foodfrom strangers'.
-A STUBBORN CHILD is that kid that wakes up in the middle of the night when daddy & mummy are
having good time & says 'mummy
I want to piss'.
- You are a bushpig/piglet when you finish reading this and you refuse to laugh/like or comment positively

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Re: New Year Yoke! by bingbagbo(m): 1:53pm On Jan 01, 2013
it is not funny embarassed embarassed
Re: New Year Yoke! by bright007(f): 2:22pm On Jan 01, 2013
bin gbagbo: it is not funny embarassed embarassed
...and I believe you read the last sentence of the post.You are obviously a bushpig!
Re: New Year Yoke! by Nobody: 3:28pm On Jan 01, 2013
bright007: RACISM is when a white BB Bold 6 cost more than a black BB Bold 6.
-NEMESIS is when you submit your answer sheet with your expo inside.
-LONG THROAT is when you take a girl out on a sunny day & she orders for a hot plate of pepper
soup.
-A WITCH is that girl that eats nkwobi, fish pepper soup, shawama, suya, chicken, smirnoff,
fayrous & when you take her home she says sorry I'm on my
period.
-OVERSABI is when you are eating salad witha girl & she says 'honey,this food no done'.
-OLODO is when you are in a plane with a girl & she says 'honey I'm hot, can you please roll down the glass'.
-A HUNGRY CHILD is that kid that sees you eating & says 'my mummy said I shouldn't take foodfrom strangers'.
-A STUBBORN CHILD is that kid that wakes up in the middle of the night when daddy & mummy are
having good time & says 'mummy
I want to piss'.
- I am a bushpiglet when you finish reading this and you refuse to laugh/like or comment positively
I see! Well... The yoke is nad funny, so you're a bushpiglet
Re: New Year Yoke! by bright007(f): 3:35pm On Jan 01, 2013
Bingbagbo and prettiebony,why una dey beef celebrity like me?
Its not easy to attain my knid of status but u can start somewhere,ok?

Re: New Year Yoke! by Vivly(f): 4:21pm On Jan 01, 2013
I must admit,







this joke is NOT funny
Re: New Year Yoke! by bingbagbo(m): 4:54pm On Jan 01, 2013
Vivly: I must admit,







this joke is NOT funny



thank you sister
Re: New Year Yoke! by bright007(f): 7:45am On Jan 02, 2013
bin gbagbo:


thank you sister
Bingbagbo

Re: New Year Yoke! by jackpot(f): 8:02am On Jan 02, 2013
bin gbagbo:


thank you sister
shattap over dia, you Gay Santa Claus! angry

i don't know why you juss decided to be a celebrity beefer. Bush fowl! angry angry angry






@OP
this is the best joke since 2013 grin cheesy cheesy
Re: New Year Yoke! by bright007(f): 9:02am On Jan 02, 2013
jackpot: shattap over dia, you Gay Santa Claus! angry

i don't know why you juss decided to be a celebrity beefer. Bush fowl! angry angry angry






@OP
this is the best joke since 2013 grin cheesy cheesy
thank you my dearest cousin...Happy New year
Re: New Year Yoke! by Nobody: 7:57pm On Jan 02, 2013
bright007: thank you my dearest cousin...Happy New year
jackpot: shattap over dia, you Gay Santa Claus! angry

i don't know why you juss decided to be a celebrity beefer. Bush fowl! angry angry angry






@OP
this is the best joke since 2013 grin cheesy cheesy
Two gay albinos cryinggrin grin

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Re: New Year Yoke! by toygod2: 6:33am On Jan 03, 2013
funny small o
Re: New Year Yoke! by bright007(f): 1:23pm On Jan 03, 2013
toygod2: funny small o
thank God we still got sane people like u on Nairaland

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Re: New Year Yoke! by bunmioguns(m): 1:38pm On Jan 03, 2013
thank God u said YOKE

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Re: New Year Yoke! by toygod2: 5:01am On Jan 04, 2013
bright007(f)...thank God we still got sane people like u on Nairaland



Dancing OPHRA GANGNAM STYLE......................hehehehe
Re: New Year Yoke! by Nobody: 6:57am On Jan 04, 2013
Please is the poster above me really mad??.?angryangry
Re: New Year Yoke! by bashydemy(m): 9:14am On Jan 04, 2013
I think this just should have been in the trash since 2011
Re: New Year Yoke! by Vivly(f): 10:54am On Jan 04, 2013
PretiEbony: Please is the poster above me really mad??.?angryangry
are u in doubt?
Re: New Year Yoke! by Ajibel(m): 11:58am On Jan 04, 2013
this joke brought down tears from my eyes cry cry op you can do better naa
Re: New Year Yoke! by bright007(f): 3:40pm On Jan 04, 2013
Ajibel: this joke brought down tears from my eyes cry cry op you can do better naa
...when I looked at your signature,I wasn't surprised why tears rolled down from your eyes after reading this blockbuster joke.....a mad man is not suppose to laugh at sane jokes
Re: New Year Yoke! by bright007(f): 3:42pm On Jan 04, 2013
bashy_demy: I think this just should have been in the trash since 2011
....go and put it there nawwww....fast-spoke!
Re: New Year Yoke! by bright007(f): 7:19pm On Jan 06, 2013
Bump.
Re: New Year Yoke! by vizboy(m): 8:48pm On Jan 06, 2013
Lol the joke was not funny but going through all your comments cant stop finish laughing
Re: New Year Yoke! by almusty75: 10:50am On Jan 07, 2013
Its nt funny jor...!!!

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