Ituen and tessybaby were sitting in church,ituen was sleeping and tessy was knitting. The priest asked "Who created the Earth and man?tessy poked ituen with her knitting needle and ituen screamed, "GOD!" The Priest looked at him and said, "That's right."
Then he asked "Who is God's son?" Once more tessy poked her husband with the needle, he woke up and screamed, "Jesus Christ!" Again, the priest said, "Correct."

Finally, the priest asked, "What did Eve say to Adam when she didn't want any more children?" tessy poked ituen again, but this time he screamed "Poke me with that thing one more time and I'm going to rip it off!" The priest smiled and said, "That's right."

By d way, where's Tessy?

Migines:

By d way, where's Tessy?

in my kitchen washing plate

ituen found out she was cheating nd he killed her,simple

RAVENZORD! LOL

Tess its time to come from the hibernation and show this guys the kool stuff ure made off

Migines:

By d way, where's Tessy?

na me be dis

@ravenzord
i hope u are ready for this fight which is about to begin

@all
nobody should hold me ooo

GHOST! na who u won fight,i hope say no be me.

@Ravenzord

U are too young in the forum to be talking abt my wife and I. If I decide to start with U, u will leave Nland and join hi5

@Tessy
Baby, na small pickin im be. The young shall grow

ok sweetie

Goose and gander.

u no know. U bin want am to be cat n dog?

If u like.

u don tess u don strong abi

my sis ure welle came

uhm. . . . . . . . . . .
interesting

Ituen are u referring 2 my time on d jokes forum or my age? [i'm actually on facebook,hi5,legwork,myspace,anyone u can think of.]

Gud 4 u.

I don catch you

Na una dey register multiple names abu?

why i go dey register multiple names? i go sue u 2 court 4 libel o! oya start 2 dey beg.

Beg you to leave me alone?

yup?

yup?

ravenzord:

Ituen are u referring 2 my time on d jokes forum or my age? [i'm actually on facebook,hi5,legwork,myspace,anyone u can think of.]

Make we dey clap for you now or what ?
Use am collect Money for bank naa, if you feel all that na achievement.

*hiss*

Just in case no one noticed this joke was remixed.

Wow, i didnt know

now u know

make she dey beg

Suga_Lips:

Just in case no one noticed this joke was remixed.

R U SERIOUS?didn't know i remixed it,i mean,i just copied nd pasted it like dat.

lol

Remixed. . . , the original version was posted by SAM MILLA and it was little johnny and susan. . , and the teacher fainted at the end. . .

interesting,just when i thought dis guy had gotten off my back,he's back again

Who?