In a courtroom, a lawyer called his first witness who happens to be an elderly woman to the stand.
He went to her and asked, "Mam do you know me?" She responded,
"Why, yes I do know u Mr Pollus. I've known you since you were
a young boy, and to be frank, you have been a big disappointment to your parents and to the society. You are a liar, you cheat people including your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. you think you are a big man when you don't even have brains. Yes, I know you!" The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked,
"Mam, do you know the defence lawyer?" She replied,
"yes, I do. I have known Mr Gideon since he was a young boy too. He has been your very good friend since childhood because the two of you have the same character. He has also been a very lazy man and he has a drinking problem. Infact he is a criminal and he can't even build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with 3 different women, one of them was your wife. Yes, I know him. The defence lawyer almost fainted.
The Judge called both lawyers to his table and in a very quiet voice, said, "If any of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll make sure you lose your license....gbamm

Nice joke. U try wella.

Lolz nice one

Jojo Armani: Nice joke. U try wella.

.......*laffs* tanx dude..

Onyiclassic: Lolz nice one

......awwwww, tanx gurl.

dis is a nice one,@poster welldone

DRY....OLD......RECYCLED
Try better next time promire

larride: DRY....OLD......RECYCLED
Try better next time promire

......so, u're following me bout right? Lmfao. Inasmuch as my responses sounds harsh sometimes, I don't get caught up wit online emotions. Stop been a sadist, have fun, kk? Duh!!!

Well i didn't laff

promire2004: ......so, u're following me bout right? Lmfao. Inasmuch as my responses sounds harsh sometimes, I don't get caught up wit online emotions. Stop been a sadist, have fun, kk? Duh!!!

Following u about? Actually I'm in the joke section, you opened a thread and expect me not to read it because its from you? Madam, dat yoke too dry, maybe you need to change ur photocopier machine and you should know I'm actually having fun

booqee: Well i didn't laff

You can't laff now when you haven't brushed, oya go and brush ur teeth so you can open ur mouth freely.

booqee: Well i didn't laff

....so? Who cares?

larride:

Following u about? Actually I'm in the joke section, you opened a thread and expect me not to read it because its from you? Madam, dat yoke too dry, maybe you need to change ur photocopier machine and you should know I'm actually having fun .

Stop whining joor.



You can't laff now when you haven't brushed, oya go and brush ur teeth so you can open ur mouth freely.

....hahahahahahahahahahaha

promire2004: ....hahahahahahahahahahaha

What's funny?

larride:


What's funny?

probably ur ugly face.

sweet piece

booqee: probably ur ugly face.

Dat you are falling in love with?

larride:


Dat you are falling in love with?

duh!

I'm not interested *walks out of thread feeling cool with himself*