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5 000 Naira Notes Wahala...... by sugar001(f): 9:09pm On Aug 28, 2012
IF N5,000 NOTE IS INTRODUCED.
(What will happen?)

~ Some people's salary would just be one note.

~ Some people would be paid their salary and asked to
bring the change the following day.

~ Some passengers would be beaten black and blue by bus conductors.

~ Politicians would only need their back pockets to steal money.

~ It would be difficult to see someone to borrow you #100

~ Musicians will now poze with N5K note in musical videos

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Re: 5 000 Naira Notes Wahala...... by Nobody: 8:57am On Aug 29, 2012
Atm sef fit tell u say "pls enter in units of #5,000" Omo dat one go be wahala!

Person fit steal 1million put am for pocket sef. undecided
Re: 5 000 Naira Notes Wahala...... by swtchicgurl: 9:04am On Aug 29, 2012
this should be interesting...

ehhmmmm. . . .

a good reason to say i don't have cash at hand undecided undecided undecided
Re: 5 000 Naira Notes Wahala...... by Acidosis(m): 9:08am On Aug 29, 2012
"Bros, how we go do am now? I nor get change oo"
Re: 5 000 Naira Notes Wahala...... by kunlekunle: 11:07am On Aug 29, 2012
farook no need cap again

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Re: 5 000 Naira Notes Wahala...... by deebrain(m): 4:21pm On Aug 29, 2012
IMAGINE MOTOR OF 70 naira one yeye man go carry 5K give conductor....and him go dey expect change O. grin
Re: 5 000 Naira Notes Wahala...... by sapeleogbo: 4:34pm On Aug 29, 2012
Men, ATM self go fit tell u say "pls enter in units of #5,000" Omo dat one go be big wahala!

Person fit steal 1million put am for pocket self.
Abeg make they carry their wahala of [code][/code]5000 Naira do jo
Re: 5 000 Naira Notes Wahala...... by sapeleogbo: 4:55pm On Aug 29, 2012
Na only baba GOD go fit punish Central Bank of Nigeria & their workers, 4 this their plan to introduce 5,000 Naira note, when they nova fit introduce Two Thousand Naira Note 4 dis country sad
Re: 5 000 Naira Notes Wahala...... by jokingmary(m): 5:04pm On Aug 29, 2012
make una no worry
Vison 20/20 = 1 billion naira note una go dey use

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