Vicky was serving life
sentence in prison. Angry and resentful
about her situation, she had decided
that she would rather die than to live
another year in prison. Over the years
she had become good friends with one
of the prison caretakers. His job,
among
others, was to bury those prisoners
who died in a
graveyard just outside the prison walls.
When a prisoner died, the
caretaker, dustbin gbagbo rang a bell, which was heard
by everyone. The caretaker
then got the body and put it in a casket.
Next, he entered his office to fill out
the
death certificate before returning to
the
casket to
nail the lid shut. Finally, he put the
casket on a wagon to take it to the
graveyard and bury it. Knowing this
routine, vicky devised an escape
plan and shared it with the caretaker.
The next time the bell rang, vicky
would leave her cell and sneak into the
dark room where the coffins were kept.
She would slip into the coffin with the
dead body while dustbin gbagbo was
filling out the death certificate.. When
the care-taker returned, he would nail
the lid shut and take the coffin outside
the prison with the woman in the coffin
along with the dead body. He would
then bury the coffin. Vicky knew
there would be enough air for her to
breathe until later in the evening when
the caretaker would return to the
graveyard under the cover of darkness,
dig up the coffin, open it, and set her
free.dustbin gbagbo was reluctant to go
along with this plan, but since he and
the vicky had become good friends
over the years, he agreed to do it. Vicky waited several weeks before
someone in the prison died. She was
asleep in her cell
when she heard the death bell ring. She
got up and slowly walked
down the hallway. She was nearly
caught a couple of times. Her
heart was beating fast. She opened the
door to the darkened
room where the coffins were kept.
Quietly in the dark, she
found the coffin that contained the
dead body, carefully climbed
into the coffin and pulled the lid shut to
wait for the caretaker to come and nail
the lid shut. Soon she heard footsteps
and
the pounding of the hammer and nails.
Even though she was very
uncomfortable in the coffin with the
dead body, she
knew that with each nail she was one
step closer to freedom.
The coffin was lifted onto the wagon
and taken outside to the
graveyard. She could feel the coffin
being lowered into the ground. She
didn't make a sound as the coffin hit
the bottom of
the grave with a thud. Finally she heard
the dirt
dropping onto the top of the wooden
coffin, and she knew
that it was only a matter of time until
she would be free at last.
After several minutes of absolute
silence, she began to laugh. She
was free! She was free! Feeling
curious,
she decided to light a
match to find out the identity of the
dead prisoner beside her.
To her horror, she discovered that she
was lying next to the dead caretaker, dustbin gbagbo
oma sheeoooo
!!!

DRY........STALE.......RECYCLED

You are hereby sentenced to 8yrs inprisonment with hard labor at Donkolline Prison

larride: DRY........STALE.......RECYCLED

You are hereby sentenced to 8yrs inprisonment with hard labor at Donkolline Prison

i increase the jail with 5 years

bunmioguns:



i increase the jail with 5 years

Pity the poor guy now

Duh! D joke long o

Vivly: Duh! D joke long o

long like the op joystick

This joke is da bomb . Nice one op laughed until i farted . Lwkmd