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Mr Akpors fiancee said to
him,
"Now that we are engaged,
we should start calling each
other pet names".
He asked her, "So what do u want to be
calling me?"
She said,
"I'll be calling u TIGER".
"Why?" he asked.
"Coz u're handsome, tall, charming, strong,
calculating, smart & very
good in BEDmatics".
She then asked him,
"What will u be calling me?"
Mr Akpors said, "Zebra"
The lady still smiling
seductively,
"Wow, that's lovely &
sweet. Why did u choose
such a lovely name?" "Because of ur STRETCH
MARKS"

No b last week sunday we seat down for church naa him pastor
begin preach we need to take our destiny very serious.Though
destiny may b delayed it cannot be stopped....
naa him pastor ask:
Hw many people hv watched merlin?: only two people rise dere
hand... Naa him pastor talk.. U see merlin, d destiny of camelot
was placed on his shouders...
Naa him pastor ask again who among u done watch legend of d
seeker: only two people rised dere hands, naa him pastor talk, dats
is a very good film the deharans took over d midland but for d
help of d seeker dey won.... Sooo u must take ur destiny very
serious u dnt know d destiny of Nigeria may rest on ur
shoulders...
Naa him pastor ask again... hw many people hv watched
SPARTACUS : naa him ever body for church rise dere hands, both
d choirs, elders, ushers....all d workers...
Naa him pastor halla::: DONT WATCH DAT FILM, ITS A DISTINY
KILLER....

Lol. U ar mouthed

nice 1 @ poster

Op try small 1%

Ajibel: Op try small 1%

shut-up must u criticize pple's joke all d tyme

[quote author=d-brightest]shut-up must u criticize pple's joke all d tyme [/quote]Do u want me to criticise ur IQ?
If no, post urs and lemme criticise, appraise or condemn and stop criticising my criticisms which is a way of helping jokers improve

Ajibel: Do u want me to criticise ur IQ?
If no, post urs and lemme criticise, appraise or condemn and stop criticising my criticisms which is a way of helping jokers improve

u know what babe!! U SUCK!!!!
Get d hell outta here

[quote author=d-brightest]u know what babe!! U SUCK!!!!
Get d hell outta here[/quote];( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;(

GUINEA FOWLL

OMG!!!


what's wrong with this couple fighting over my thread


pls settle ur difference in your bdrm nt here

real1babs: Lol. U ar mouthed

*blushing*

thanks

*gives Vicky a hug & peck*

Your best jokes ever, looking forward to more of this.

ekeroyal: *gives Vicky a hug & peck*

Your best jokes ever, looking forward to more of this.

Vicky getting ready to give ekeroyal the PUNCH of his life!!!!!

Vicky My dear. . . . . Welldone. . . . Kip it up

thanks@ all


[quote author=MOGUL.O]Vicky getting ready to give ekeroyal the PUNCH of his life!!!!![/quote]lol i cant do dat

[quote author=~vicky~]thanks@ all





lol i cant do dat [/quote]Yea dear, don't mind the dork Mogul.OModulo. His visit to yaba left is long over due.

good jokes, gave me my 2nd laugh for d day

lol i cant do dat [/quote]Afraid of eke? Ok ooooo

ekeroyal: Yea dear, don't mind the dork Mogul.OModulo. He's visit to yaba left is long over due.

Supported! Ewu ohia!! Hahahahah

^Tere muh vich lan

ekeroyal: ^Tere muh vich lan

Otoro gbapia gi anya there! Aturu ohia!!!!

^kripya koi mujeh pishab piladeka -ji!

rflmao

take dis 1
A lawyer had fun in his car with his secretary n she 4get her pant in d car. His wife saw pant on d back seat n tore it apart,she screamed:s "so baby u ãя̩̥̊e̶̲̥̅̊ cheating on me?" †ђξ lawyer said angrily: "my L♥√ع U̶̲̥̅̊ have finish Ӎε̲̣̣̣̥, U̶̲̥̅̊ just destroyed an evidence of a rape case worth N10million". †ђξ wife fell on her knees n started crying n begging, "honey pls 4giv Ӎε̲̣̣̣̥, I'm so sorry........."L̳̿Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇L̳̿ .... Lawyers ãя̩̥̊e̶̲̥̅̊ very gud liars.... ...Ǧ☺☺ϑ ♏☺r♌i♌g

[quote author=~vicky~]take dis 1
A lawyer had fun in his car with his secretary n she 4get her pant in d car. His wife saw pant on d back seat n tore it apart,she screamed:s "so baby u ãя̩̥̊e̶̲̥̅̊ cheating on me?" †ђξ lawyer said angrily: "my L♥√ع U̶̲̥̅̊ have finish Ӎε̲̣̣̣̥, U̶̲̥̅̊ just destroyed an evidence of a rape case worth N10million". †ђξ wife fell on her knees n started crying n begging, "honey pls 4giv Ӎε̲̣̣̣̥, I'm so sorry........."L̳̿Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇L̳̿ .... Lawyers ãя̩̥̊e̶̲̥̅̊ very gud liars.... ...Ǧ☺☺ϑ ♏☺r♌i♌g [/quote]This yoke is very dry.........

ekeroyal: ^kripya koi mujeh pishab piladeka -ji!

rflmao

Anu monkey!! Nkita ara!!

Gerout jor.....

[quote author=MOGUL.O]This yoke is very dry.........[/quote]ATTENTION SEEKER!!!!

dont ve ya time

[quote author=~vicky~]take dis 1
A lawyer had fun in his car with his secretary n she 4get her pant in d car. His wife saw pant on d back seat n tore it apart,she screamed:s "so baby u ãя̩̥̊e̶̲̥̅̊ cheating on me?" †ђξ lawyer said angrily: "my L♥√ع U̶̲̥̅̊ have finish Ӎε̲̣̣̣̥, U̶̲̥̅̊ just destroyed an evidence of a rape case worth N10million". †ђξ wife fell on her knees n started crying n begging, "honey pls 4giv Ӎε̲̣̣̣̥, I'm so sorry........."L̳̿Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇L̳̿ .... Lawyers ãя̩̥̊e̶̲̥̅̊ very gud liars.... ...Ǧ☺☺ϑ ♏☺r♌i♌g [/quote]na only u gt bb......stop all dese bb font nonsense

A pastor wǎ̜̣̍s praying f☺r a man possessed with demon. He says ''ln T̶̲̥̅ђe̶̲̥̅̊ name of Jesus,ΨђåƮ ∂o U̶̲̥̅̊ want from †ђȋ̝̊ṣ̥ man ,Speak up before I cast U out this moment! .''D demon answers, ''i want him τ̅☺ win T̶̲̥̅ђe̶̲̥̅̊ America Lotto Draw worth $200billion tonight. 'T̶̲̥̅ђe̶̲̥̅̊ pastor lowers T̶̲̥̅ђe̶̲̥̅̊ microphone Aπϑ whispers, ''I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ Jesus name, get out him and enter in2 me. lmao

[quote author=d-brightest]na only u gt bb......stop all dese bb font nonsense [/quote]shutup

Vicky Lovely Jokes, de first one keep me rolling on de floor

[quote author=MOGUL.O]This yoke is very dry.........[/quote]i tot u work @ a carwash.......wet it naaa

Exponental: i tot u work @ a carwash.......wet it naaa

The best joke I've ever seen todaY

[quote author=MOGUL.O]Anu monkey!! Nkita ara!!

Gerout jor.....[/quote]tum mne purah wallah---->zyada bakarah. Mein karate hun. Pand-i lan.

bhen ke-lodah

The funny thing is I decrypt all you're saying but till the end of the world u don't understand a single word I've posted.

I need to stop this pls.