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Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 11:02am On May 15, 2012
Mr Akpors fiancee said to
him,
"Now that we are engaged,
we should start calling each
other pet names".
He asked her, "So what do u want to be
calling me?"
She said,
"I'll be calling u TIGER".
"Why?" he asked.
"Coz u're handsome, tall, charming, strong,
calculating, smart & very
good in BEDmatics".
She then asked him,
"What will u be calling me?"
Mr Akpors said, "Zebra"
The lady still smiling
seductively,
"Wow, that's lovely &
sweet. Why did u choose
such a lovely name?" "Because of ur STRETCH
MARKS"
cheesy wink

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Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 11:10am On May 15, 2012
No b last week sunday we seat down for church naa him pastor
begin preach we need to take our destiny very serious.Though
destiny may b delayed it cannot be stopped....
naa him pastor ask:
Hw many people hv watched merlin?: only two people rise dere
hand... Naa him pastor talk.. U see merlin, d destiny of camelot
was placed on his shouders...
Naa him pastor ask again who among u done watch legend of d
seeker: only two people rised dere hands, naa him pastor talk, dats
is a very good film the deharans took over d midland but for d
help of d seeker dey won.... Sooo u must take ur destiny very
serious u dnt know d destiny of Nigeria may rest on ur
shoulders...
Naa him pastor ask again... hw many people hv watched
SPARTACUS : naa him ever body for church rise dere hands, both
d choirs, elders, ushers....all d workers...
Naa him pastor halla::: DONT WATCH DAT FILM, ITS A DISTINY
KILLER....

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Re: Fun time With Vicky by real1babs: 2:25pm On May 15, 2012
Lol. U ar mouthed

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Re: Fun time With Vicky by dbrightest: 5:57pm On May 15, 2012
nice 1 @ poster
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Ajibel(m): 6:10pm On May 15, 2012
Op try small 1%
Re: Fun time With Vicky by dbrightest: 6:25pm On May 15, 2012
Ajibel: Op try small 1%


shut-up must u criticize pple's joke all d tyme undecided undecided
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Ajibel(m): 6:33pm On May 15, 2012
d-brightest:



shut-up must u criticize pple's joke all d tyme undecided undecided

Do u want me to criticise ur IQ?
If no, post urs and lemme criticise, appraise or condemn and stop criticising my criticisms which is a way of helping jokers improve
Re: Fun time With Vicky by dbrightest: 6:35pm On May 15, 2012
Ajibel:

Do u want me to criticise ur IQ?
If no, post urs and lemme criticise, appraise or condemn and stop criticising my criticisms which is a way of helping jokers improve

u know what babe!! U SUCK!!!!
Get d hell outta here
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Ajibel(m): 6:54pm On May 15, 2012
d-brightest:


u know what babe!! U SUCK!!!!
Get d hell outta here

;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;(

GUINEA FOWLL
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 7:03pm On May 15, 2012
OMG!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked


what's wrong with this couple fighting over my thread


pls settle ur difference in your bdrm nt here angry angry
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 7:04pm On May 15, 2012
real1babs: Lol. U ar mouthed


*blushing*

thanks cool
Re: Fun time With Vicky by ekeroyal(m): 8:18pm On May 15, 2012
*gives Vicky a hug & peck*

Your best jokes ever, looking forward to more of this. grin grin
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 9:16am On May 16, 2012
ekeroyal: *gives Vicky a hug & peck*

Your best jokes ever, looking forward to more of this. grin grin

Vicky getting ready to give ekeroyal the PUNCH of his life!!!!!

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Re: Fun time With Vicky by bunmioguns(m): 9:24am On May 16, 2012
Vicky My dear. . . . . Welldone. . . . Kip it up
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 7:23pm On May 16, 2012
thanks@ all smiley wink cheesy kiss


MOGUL.O:


Vicky getting ready to give ekeroyal the PUNCH of his life!!!!!


lol i cant do dat smiley
Re: Fun time With Vicky by ekeroyal(m): 5:25am On May 17, 2012
~vicky~:
thanks@ all smiley wink cheesy kiss





lol i cant do dat smiley

Yea dear, don't mind the dork Mogul.OModulo. His visit to yaba left is long over due. angry
Re: Fun time With Vicky by mcnepow(m): 9:11am On May 17, 2012
good jokes, gave me my 2nd laugh for d day cheesy
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 9:24am On May 17, 2012
lol i cant do dat smiley[/quote]



Afraid of eke? Ok ooooo
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 9:26am On May 17, 2012
ekeroyal:

Yea dear, don't mind the dork Mogul.OModulo. He's visit to yaba left is long over due. angry


Supported! Ewu ohia!! Hahahahah
Re: Fun time With Vicky by ekeroyal(m): 12:16pm On May 17, 2012
^Tere muh vich lan
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 2:06pm On May 17, 2012
ekeroyal: ^Tere muh vich lan

Otoro gbapia gi anya there! Aturu ohia!!!!
Re: Fun time With Vicky by ekeroyal(m): 9:29pm On May 17, 2012
^kripya koi mujeh pishab piladeka -ji! cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

rflmao
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 9:14am On May 18, 2012
take dis 1
A lawyer had fun in his car with his secretary n she 4get her pant in d car. His wife saw pant on d back seat n tore it apart,she screamed:s "so baby u ãя̩̥̊e̶̲̥̅̊ cheating on me?" †ђξ lawyer said angrily: "my L♥√ع U̶̲̥̅̊ have finish Ӎε̲̣̣̣̥, U̶̲̥̅̊ just destroyed an evidence of a rape case worth N10million". †ђξ wife fell on her knees n started crying n begging, "honey pls 4giv Ӎε̲̣̣̣̥, I'm so sorry........."L̳̿Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇L̳̿ .... Lawyers ãя̩̥̊e̶̲̥̅̊ very gud liars....smiley ...Ǧ☺☺ϑ ♏☺r♌i♌g cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 9:30am On May 18, 2012
~vicky~:
take dis 1
A lawyer had fun in his car with his secretary n she 4get her pant in d car. His wife saw pant on d back seat n tore it apart,she screamed:s "so baby u ãя̩̥̊e̶̲̥̅̊ cheating on me?" †ђξ lawyer said angrily: "my L♥√ع U̶̲̥̅̊ have finish Ӎε̲̣̣̣̥, U̶̲̥̅̊ just destroyed an evidence of a rape case worth N10million". †ђξ wife fell on her knees n started crying n begging, "honey pls 4giv Ӎε̲̣̣̣̥, I'm so sorry........."L̳̿Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇L̳̿ .... Lawyers ãя̩̥̊e̶̲̥̅̊ very gud liars....smiley ...Ǧ☺☺ϑ ♏☺r♌i♌g cheesy cheesy cheesy

This yoke is very dry.........
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 9:31am On May 18, 2012
ekeroyal: ^kripya koi mujeh pishab piladeka -ji! cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

rflmao

Anu monkey!! Nkita ara!!

Gerout jor.....
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 9:34am On May 18, 2012
MOGUL.O:


This yoke is very dry.........


ATTENTION SEEKER!!!!

dont ve ya time undecided undecided
Re: Fun time With Vicky by dbrightest: 9:45am On May 18, 2012
~vicky~:
take dis 1
A lawyer had fun in his car with his secretary n she 4get her pant in d car. His wife saw pant on d back seat n tore it apart,she screamed:s "so baby u ãя̩̥̊e̶̲̥̅̊ cheating on me?" †ђξ lawyer said angrily: "my L♥√ع U̶̲̥̅̊ have finish Ӎε̲̣̣̣̥, U̶̲̥̅̊ just destroyed an evidence of a rape case worth N10million". †ђξ wife fell on her knees n started crying n begging, "honey pls 4giv Ӎε̲̣̣̣̥, I'm so sorry........."L̳̿Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇L̳̿ .... Lawyers ãя̩̥̊e̶̲̥̅̊ very gud liars....smiley ...Ǧ☺☺ϑ ♏☺r♌i♌g cheesy cheesy cheesy

na only u gt bb......stop all dese bb font nonsense tongue tongue
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 12:03pm On May 18, 2012
A pastor wǎ̜̣̍s praying f☺r a man possessed with demon. He says ''ln T̶̲̥̅ђe̶̲̥̅̊ name of Jesus,ΨђåƮ ∂o U̶̲̥̅̊ want from †ђȋ̝̊ṣ̥ man ,Speak up before I cast U out this moment! .''D demon answers, ''i want him τ̅☺ win T̶̲̥̅ђe̶̲̥̅̊ America Lotto Draw worth $200billion tonight. 'T̶̲̥̅ђe̶̲̥̅̊ pastor lowers T̶̲̥̅ђe̶̲̥̅̊ microphone Aπϑ whispers, ''I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ Jesus name, get out him and enter in2 me. lmao cheesy cheesy
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 12:04pm On May 18, 2012
d-brightest:


na only u gt bb......stop all dese bb font nonsense tongue tongue


shutup
Re: Fun time With Vicky by JojoArmani(m): 12:47pm On May 18, 2012
Vicky Lovely Jokes, de first one keep me rolling on de floor
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Exponental(m): 7:25am On May 19, 2012
MOGUL.O:


This yoke is very dry.........
i tot u work @ a carwash.......wet it naaa
Re: Fun time With Vicky by ekeroyal(m): 4:28pm On May 20, 2012
Exponental:
i tot u work @ a carwash.......wet it naaa

The best joke I've ever seen todaY cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

MOGUL.O:


Anu monkey!! Nkita ara!!

Gerout jor.....

tum mne purah wallah---->zyada bakarah. Mein karate hun. Pand-i lan. grin grin grin grin grin

bhen ke-lodah grin grin grin grin grin grin

The funny thing is I decrypt all you're saying but till the end of the world u don't understand a single word I've posted. shocked shocked shocked shocked

I need to stop this pls. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

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