A pastor and a church
sister were Being
Intimate
under a tree,not
knowing,a smoker was
up
on the tree hiding &
smoking. After the act,
the sister asked the
pastor, did u use
condom?
Pastor: no!!!! why?
Girl: supposing i get
pregnant who will take
care of the baby?
The pastor replied,``let's
leave it to the one
above. Suddenly the
smoker jumped down
and shouted,U DEY
CRAZE? LEAVE WETIN 4
WHO?
NA ME bleep AM?




An old farmer wrote 2
his son in prison.
Dis year I wont b able 2 plant
potatoes cos I can't dig the field,
I knw if u wer here u
would help me.
D son wrote back, Dad,
dont even think of diggin d field
cos dat's where I buried d money
I stole.
The Police read d letter & d next
day d
whole field was dug by
police lookin 4 d money but
nothin
was found.
D following day the son wrote
again,
Now plant ur potatoes,
Dad..It's the best I can do frm
here...




A man and his wife were in court
for divorce,
the problem is who gets the
custody of the child.
THE WIFE... jumps up and says,
your honour I brought the child
into this world in pains and
labour, he should be in my
custody......
The Judge turns to the husband
and asked what he has to say.!
THE MAN.. then said calmly "your
honour, if I put my ATM card into
an ATM machine and cash comes
out... whose cash is it....... the
MACHINE OR MINE











A naija lady dat married
a chinese guy were
lucky 2 have a baby girl
after 9months of
marriage.
But after 3months d baby died
and the mother of the
nigerian lady came to
visit them,
but she was just shouting;
i knew it! i knew it!
i knew it! I knew it!
I knew it! I knew it!, And so on.
And then a man that
noticed her shouting, now
called her outside and
asked her wat she
knew and she replied; i
knew that china
product does not last!!! Nawa
oo!!!

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larride: Nice collections of old jokes kip it up

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