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Kanu's Prayer;a Must Laugh... by Arrowman(m): 3:00pm On Aug 31, 2012 |
At dinner, a little boy Kanu was ordered to lead in prayer. KANU: But I don't know what to pray? DAD: Just pray for your family members. KANU: "Dear Lord," he started,"thank you for giving me such lovely parents. Thanks for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so that they won't come again. Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed. This coming Xmas, pls send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy's blackberry and provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom's room when daddy is at work, AMEN!"
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Re: Kanu's Prayer;a Must Laugh... by Exponental(m): 4:16pm On Aug 31, 2012 |
Amen......I'm sure heaven will grant d innocent boy's prayer. |
Re: Kanu's Prayer;a Must Laugh... by dopeJemi: 6:42pm On Aug 31, 2012 |
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