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Kanu's Prayer;a Must Laugh... by Arrowman(m): 3:00pm On Aug 31, 2012
At dinner, a little boy Kanu
was ordered to lead in
prayer.
KANU: But I don't know
what to pray?
DAD: Just pray for your
family members.
KANU: "Dear Lord," he
started,"thank you for
giving me such lovely
parents. Thanks for our
visitors and their children,
who finished all my cookies
and ice cream. Bless them
so that they won't come
again.
Forgive our neighbor's son,
who removed my sister's
clothes and wrestled with
her on her bed. This
coming Xmas, pls send
clothes to all those poor
naked ladies on my daddy's
blackberry and provide
shelter for the homeless
men who use mom's room
when daddy is at work,
AMEN!"

Re: Kanu's Prayer;a Must Laugh... by Exponental(m): 4:16pm On Aug 31, 2012
Amen......I'm sure heaven will grant d innocent boy's prayer.
Re: Kanu's Prayer;a Must Laugh... by dopeJemi: 6:42pm On Aug 31, 2012
e pain me say i don c dis joke b4, no mind mo jhoor my broda, thumbs up smiley

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