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Laugh Off Your Sorrows With This Hilarious Joke by jokesmaster: 5:19pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
I was coming home one Saturday evening after a hectic day and found a small bag on the ground. I opened it and behold what I found inside; $20,000 dollars!! Fear first catch me, but I took the bag home and when ...I emptied It, I found some Documents, ID card, ATM card and an Iphone. I thought about throwing the sim away and keep the phone and also dispose the documents and keep the money. After a long thought, I decided to leave things as they were, hoping that the owner would call. Not long after a call came through on the Iphone, I picked and talked with the caller. Apparently it was the owner of the bag coz he named absolutely every content of the bag. We met afterwards and i handed him the bag. he offered me $2,000 dollars but I turned it down , he collected my number and i left. Yesterday he called me and offered me a job at Chevron worth 750,000 Naira per month, a 3 bedroom flat fully furnished, and a 2012 BMW X6 As I was smiling and testing the car my brother just slapped me and said "Oya Oya Oya Wake up eba don ready. Did you just laugh? Hit like 624 Likes 30 Shares |
Re: Laugh Off Your Sorrows With This Hilarious Joke by HouseOfBalloons(f): 8:32pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
first to comment! Speech coming shortly. Stay tuned. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Laugh Off Your Sorrows With This Hilarious Joke by onyeguy: 8:32pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
What s this man saying 88 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Laugh Off Your Sorrows With This Hilarious Joke by korel9: 8:32pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
Well, I didn't laugh And that's cos I didn't read it 12 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Laugh Off Your Sorrows With This Hilarious Joke by greatbaba(m): 8:32pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
Wow good to be the 3rd to comment s/o to all the space bookers 1 Like |
Re: Laugh Off Your Sorrows With This Hilarious Joke by youngvizzy1(m): 8:33pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
Lol, I had similar dream too!!! 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Laugh Off Your Sorrows With This Hilarious Joke by Jinyjagz(m): 8:33pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
funny bt na old joke 16 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Laugh Off Your Sorrows With This Hilarious Joke by teemanbastos(m): 8:33pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
u call this joke? 57 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Laugh Off Your Sorrows With This Hilarious Joke by TDstarr: 8:33pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
BANS |
Re: Laugh Off Your Sorrows With This Hilarious Joke by chymystique(f): 8:33pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
SORRY.. Not funny @ all to me Very Dry...........ยค 45 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Laugh Off Your Sorrows With This Hilarious Joke by b0rn2fuck(m): 8:33pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
some mod don dey smoke weed, imagine posting this on front page, walahi. I no fit cry after reading this for wasting my time 41 Likes |
Re: Laugh Off Your Sorrows With This Hilarious Joke by jingh(f): 8:33pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
don't sleep when hungry 4 Likes |
Re: Laugh Off Your Sorrows With This Hilarious Joke by Ask4bigneyo(m): 8:34pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
Mcheeeeew! Joke for the gods... |
Re: Laugh Off Your Sorrows With This Hilarious Joke by Dygeasy(m): 8:34pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
Seriously? The joke here is Nairaland 9 Likes |
Re: Laugh Off Your Sorrows With This Hilarious Joke by debo07(m): 8:34pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
Dis is as dry as a a fried fish...mtchewwww!!! 8 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Laugh Off Your Sorrows With This Hilarious Joke by andykay(m): 8:34pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
Lolzzzzzz |
Re: Laugh Off Your Sorrows With This Hilarious Joke by TDstarr: 8:34pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I DEY LAUGH? 2 Likes |
Re: Laugh Off Your Sorrows With This Hilarious Joke by Nobody: 8:34pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
I tried to laugh but laughter didn't come. I'll only laugh on febuhari when the people's general is installed on the throne. until then, I reserve ma laughter SAI BUHARI 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Laugh Off Your Sorrows With This Hilarious Joke by sunnywhyt(m): 8:34pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
hmm |
Re: Laugh Off Your Sorrows With This Hilarious Joke by Nobody: 8:34pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
jokesmaster: [size=13pt]The mod wicked oh. The aim was to deride, insult and degrade you as you are a very pathetic joke teller. I'm sorry this is dry like the sahara desert in the dinosaur era.[/size] 17 Likes |
Re: Laugh Off Your Sorrows With This Hilarious Joke by ceepac: 8:34pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
Re: Laugh Off Your Sorrows With This Hilarious Joke by beentarh(f): 8:35pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
Yeah, I just did! |
Re: Laugh Off Your Sorrows With This Hilarious Joke by LeslieChow(m): 8:35pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
How did this get to front page? 1 Like |
Re: Laugh Off Your Sorrows With This Hilarious Joke by expert1000: 8:35pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
Change is possible 8 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: Laugh Off Your Sorrows With This Hilarious Joke by africanqueen111(f): 8:35pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
Old n dry joke |
Re: Laugh Off Your Sorrows With This Hilarious Joke by killjoy(m): 8:35pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
fgh 1 Like |
Re: Laugh Off Your Sorrows With This Hilarious Joke by seangy4konji: 8:35pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
Na Gari and seven up person like you soppose wake up to. Na food for lazy man be day weh see money for dreams. 1 Like |
Re: Laugh Off Your Sorrows With This Hilarious Joke by Nobody: 8:35pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
i didnt laugh, but i smiled 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Laugh Off Your Sorrows With This Hilarious Joke by adexsimply(m): 8:35pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
You can't laugh off your sorrow |
Re: Laugh Off Your Sorrows With This Hilarious Joke by pocohantas(f): 8:35pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
#Singing I tried so hard....to laugh |
Re: Laugh Off Your Sorrows With This Hilarious Joke by Zonacom(m): 8:36pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
I didnt laugh but i smiled and kinda expelled more air from my nose |
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