I was in a taxi chatting
with my friend on BBM
and
suddenly discovered
that
the man sitting beside
me was
reading my
conversation.
Since i did not want to
embarrass the man,
i decided to change the
topic of the chat; Abeg
oga, please tell Kabiru
Sokoto or Abu Qaqa
that
I only took two of the
bombs we just
manufactured for this
operation. Let them
know
as well that I may find
it difficult to get to the
target place before the
bombs explode because
there is terrible traffic
jam now but
nevertheless,
I am sure casualty
figure will be high since
we are five in our taxi
and all
the vehicles in the
traffic will be affected
too. We have less than
3minutes for the bomb
to go off bye bye and
take care of my parents
and siblings as agreed.
The Man, without
allowing the taxi to stop
quickly
opened the taxi door
and jumped out.

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eduson33: madam abeg,mix peper soup and beans,add okporoko and kpomo.spray some stew if posible.no time.

whats this?

@Poster, you try no be small

Ah! Dis joke too common nawww! Hian!

Haba ds joke don dey on circulatn naw?
@bouqee how real is d link on ur signature

hottprince: Haba ds joke don dey on circulatn naw?
@bouqee how real is d link on ur signature

Give us ur own

hmmm...jst waka pass