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New Month Joke by iykeboyy(m): 6:51am On Sep 02, 2012 |
James is a house boy who drinks his Boss's wine then adds water. His Boss became suspicious and decided to change the brand of his wine, as usual James drank from the wine and topped it with water and immediately the wine became milky and he knew he was in trouble. When his Boss came back and saw the changed wine, he knew he had nailed ...James. James knowing he was in trouble decided 2 stay in the kitchen. The Boss having told his wife what he observed now swung into action. "James!" he called from the sitting room. He answered: "Yes Boss". "Who drank my wine? James didn't answer. The Boss asked again, still no answer. Then His Boss went to the kitchen to meet him there: "Are you insane or what? Why when I called, you said" yes boss" but wen I asked you a question you don't answer me? " James replied,"hmmmmm m oga when you are in the kitchen you don't understand anything at all except your name" "Is that so?"asked his boss,"Okay, go to the bar stand beside Madam, while I go into the kitchen then, you ask me a question" James accepted. When his boss was in the kitchen he shouts: "Boss". "Yes, James" Boss answers. James then asks,"Who goes into Aunty Yetunde's bedroom when Madam is not at home?" No answer. James shouted again:"Boss, I say who dey sneak into Aunty Yetunde’s room when madam no dey house?" No answer. The Boss runs back from the kitchen shouting " Wonders shall never end ooooooooooooooo ! James, It's true ooooo, when one is in the kitchen, he doesn't hear anything except one's name." The wife now very angry interrupted, "that's not true. It's a lie!" James asked if she'll enter the magic kitchen and be tested and she agreed. James asks madam,"Who's junior's biological father? Me or My Boss? "Madam rushed out of the kitchen."This kitchen needs to be fumigated oooooooooooo! I can't understand anything at all. *Happy new month* W |
Re: New Month Joke by aboyaji(m): 1:41pm On Sep 02, 2012 |
you tried. Keep it up. |
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