Abeg among these men... Who muumu pass?

DAYO just woke up in the morning and called his servant, kpako!! Kpakoo!!!!, sir! His servant answered...DAYO then said to his servant; come here..see en head like mushroom, come on!! Go an water does flowers!..Kpako(servant) then said; oga rain don already the fall oo...DAYO said; ehen,and so wat!! Come and carry umbrella and water them ma friend!!!
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JOSHUA saw a very ripe mango, he decided to climb the tree to confirm by pressing the mango if its ripe*well the mango was very ripe*, he came down and used stone 2 pluck that mango!
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RETO saw something that looked like shiit,*dey guy said..dis tin na shiit oo*
he touched it with his finger, tasted it and said
wat nonsense!!! na shiit be dis ooo, chai thank God i no match am ooo!

abeg na d shit guy mumu pass