There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
She figured she would break him of this crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming,
romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down ,  and saw her husband was holding a battery
operated pleasure device,  a vibrator ,  soft, wonderful and
larger than a real one.
She goes completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," she
screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You
better explain yourself!"
He looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain
the
toy,  if you explain the kids."
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Parity and Logic

That was good.

afiisa, oye who has the kids atleast it is obvious he aint the one since plastic has been doing his job.