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Condoms On Isle 12 [Semi Dirty Joke] by InkedNerd(f): 5:08am On Aug 27, 2010
Just to let you all know the joke is semi-dirty, hope I don't offend anyone with this joke embarassed


A guy goes into a super market and goes to isle 12 and asks for a box of condoms.
The lady asks "What size?", the guy says "I don't know" so the lady asks him to pull down his pants.
The lady tugs a few times and says "You need a box of x-large condoms".
So another guy behind him hears him and he asks for a box of condoms.
The lady says "What size?" and the guy says "I don't know."
So the lady asks him to pull down his pants.
The lady tugs a few time and says "Get a box of medium condoms"
So a teenager in isle 11 hears and wants some of the action.
So he goes to isle 12 and asks "Can I have a box of condoms?"
The lady asks "What size?" and the teenage says "I don't know"
So the lady asks him to pull down his pants.
When he does, the lady tugs a few times, stands up and announces "Clean up on isle 12!!!"
Re: Condoms On Isle 12 [Semi Dirty Joke] by sledge406: 5:44am On Aug 27, 2010
undecided
Re: Condoms On Isle 12 [Semi Dirty Joke] by InkedNerd(f): 5:48am On Aug 27, 2010
You don't like it? sad
Re: Condoms On Isle 12 [Semi Dirty Joke] by Vic2k3(m): 6:53am On Aug 27, 2010
Lol
Re: Condoms On Isle 12 [Semi Dirty Joke] by InkedNerd(f): 7:00am On Aug 27, 2010
Yay, I made someone laugh grin. Mission accomplished.
Re: Condoms On Isle 12 [Semi Dirty Joke] by Vic2k3(m): 7:20am On Aug 27, 2010
No, sincerely the joke is only funny 2 those dat got brain. It is quite obvious sledge has none. U're doing gr8.
Re: Condoms On Isle 12 [Semi Dirty Joke] by InkedNerd(f): 7:30am On Aug 27, 2010
Hehehe, thanks. I was starting to think I did something wrong embarassed
Re: Condoms On Isle 12 [Semi Dirty Joke] by Vic2k3(m): 8:14am On Aug 27, 2010
Np. @least u're a newbie in the yokes' section so needs appropriate pieces of advice
Re: Condoms On Isle 12 [Semi Dirty Joke] by sylve11: 8:34am On Aug 27, 2010
@poster, u try grin cool
Re: Condoms On Isle 12 [Semi Dirty Joke] by davodguy: 8:34am On Aug 27, 2010
funny ;d ;d ;d
Re: Condoms On Isle 12 [Semi Dirty Joke] by Vic2k3(m): 8:35am On Aug 27, 2010
U see. . . . . .
Re: Condoms On Isle 12 [Semi Dirty Joke] by InkedNerd(f): 8:46am On Aug 27, 2010
Yay, thank you everyone.
Re: Condoms On Isle 12 [Semi Dirty Joke] by blacksta(m): 9:11am On Aug 27, 2010
Inked - I see your fan list is growing - some of us better watch out.

anyway - go and sleep tongue
Re: Condoms On Isle 12 [Semi Dirty Joke] by InkedNerd(f): 9:15am On Aug 27, 2010
Can't sleep, that's why I'm here embarassed

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Re: Condoms On Isle 12 [Semi Dirty Joke] by Ben13: 9:37am On Aug 27, 2010
make I contribute some laffs grin grin tongue
Re: Condoms On Isle 12 [Semi Dirty Joke] by EfemenaXY: 9:42am On Aug 27, 2010
Inked_Nerd:

Just to let you all know the joke is semi-dirty, hope I don't offend anyone with this joke embarassed


A guy goes into a super market and goes to isle 12 and asks for a box of condoms.
The lady asks "What size?", the guy says "I don't know" so the lady asks him to pull down his pants.
The lady tugs a few times and says "You need a box of x-large condoms".
So another guy behind him hears him and he asks for a box of condoms.
The lady says "What size?" and the guy says "I don't know."
So the lady asks him to pull down his pants.
The lady tugs a few time and says "Get a box of medium condoms"
So a teenager in isle 11 hears and wants some of the action.
So he goes to isle 12 and asks "Can I have a box of condoms?"
The lady asks "What size?" and the teenage says "I don't know"
So the lady asks him to pull down his pants.
When he does, the lady tugs a few times, stands up and announces "Clean up on isle 12!!!"

Sorry, I don't gerrit - or maybe I have no brains?? embarassed embarassed undecided undecided
Re: Condoms On Isle 12 [Semi Dirty Joke] by InkedNerd(f): 9:50am On Aug 27, 2010
Efemena_xy:

Sorry, I don't gerrit - or maybe I have no brains?? embarassed embarassed undecided undecided

At the end of the joke its trying to say that the boy splashed his "man stuff" on the isle when the woman tugged on his man parts lipsrsealed
Re: Condoms On Isle 12 [Semi Dirty Joke] by Okijajuju1(m): 9:53am On Aug 27, 2010
I wonder why that joke needed explanation!!

Maybe na too much of "I go die" kind of joke cause am!! grin

@ Inkerd

You are a naughty girl!! I like that! wink
Re: Condoms On Isle 12 [Semi Dirty Joke] by EfemenaXY: 9:56am On Aug 27, 2010
Inked_Nerd:

At the end of the joke its trying to say that the boy splashed his "man stuff" on the isle when the woman tugged on his man parts lipsrsealed

ohhh - gotcha!! grin grin grin

Nice joke girl wink
Re: Condoms On Isle 12 [Semi Dirty Joke] by InkedNerd(f): 10:04am On Aug 27, 2010
Thanks grin
Re: Condoms On Isle 12 [Semi Dirty Joke] by blacksta(m): 10:06am On Aug 27, 2010
Efemena_xy:

ohhh - gotcha!! grin grin grin

Nice joke girl wink

Jeezzzzz - u dont need a rocket science degree to get this one - tongue
Re: Condoms On Isle 12 [Semi Dirty Joke] by InkedNerd(f): 10:07am On Aug 27, 2010
Okija_juju:

I wonder why that joke needed explanation!!

Maybe na too much of "I go die" kind of joke cause am!! grin

@ Inkerd

You are a naughty girl!! I like that! wink


lol, I wasn't trying to be naughty. I just thought the joke was funny.




Efemena_xy:

ohhh - gotcha!! grin grin grin

Nice joke girl wink

Thanks grin
Re: Condoms On Isle 12 [Semi Dirty Joke] by Nobody: 3:44pm On Aug 27, 2010
Pretty cool,jxt dat sum kyds dnt get it cos its nt d 'basket mouth' or 'i go die' joke diction.keep it up luv u're a class!
Re: Condoms On Isle 12 [Semi Dirty Joke] by sledge406: 4:04pm On Aug 27, 2010
@Baba blue. . .You sure say u nor want insults directed at you abi
I go enter u go direction wen u go hate ooo. Steer clear from me! I don warn u!
Re: Condoms On Isle 12 [Semi Dirty Joke] by Okijajuju1(m): 1:26am On Aug 28, 2010
El Guapo:

Pretty cool,jxt dat sum kyds dnt get it cos its nt d 'basket mouth' or 'i go die' joke diction.keep it up luv u're a class!

WHy dis one come rebrand my post na!! angry Take time o!!
Re: Condoms On Isle 12 [Semi Dirty Joke] by Dafemo(m): 2:11am On Aug 28, 2010
i don,t get it
Re: Condoms On Isle 12 [Semi Dirty Joke] by InkedNerd(f): 4:58am On Aug 28, 2010
Dafemo:

i don,t get it

At the end of the joke its trying to say that the boy splashed his "man stuff" on the isle when the woman tugged on his man parts lipsrsealed
Re: Condoms On Isle 12 [Semi Dirty Joke] by Dafemo(m): 4:38pm On Aug 28, 2010
ooo 9ice one den

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