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Condoms On Isle 12 [Semi Dirty Joke] by InkedNerd(f): 5:08am On Aug 27, 2010 |
Just to let you all know the joke is semi-dirty, hope I don't offend anyone with this joke A guy goes into a super market and goes to isle 12 and asks for a box of condoms. The lady asks "What size?", the guy says "I don't know" so the lady asks him to pull down his pants. The lady tugs a few times and says "You need a box of x-large condoms". So another guy behind him hears him and he asks for a box of condoms. The lady says "What size?" and the guy says "I don't know." So the lady asks him to pull down his pants. The lady tugs a few time and says "Get a box of medium condoms" So a teenager in isle 11 hears and wants some of the action. So he goes to isle 12 and asks "Can I have a box of condoms?" The lady asks "What size?" and the teenage says "I don't know" So the lady asks him to pull down his pants. When he does, the lady tugs a few times, stands up and announces "Clean up on isle 12!!!" |
Re: Condoms On Isle 12 [Semi Dirty Joke] by sledge406: 5:44am On Aug 27, 2010 |
Re: Condoms On Isle 12 [Semi Dirty Joke] by InkedNerd(f): 5:48am On Aug 27, 2010 |
You don't like it? |
Re: Condoms On Isle 12 [Semi Dirty Joke] by Vic2k3(m): 6:53am On Aug 27, 2010 |
Lol |
Re: Condoms On Isle 12 [Semi Dirty Joke] by InkedNerd(f): 7:00am On Aug 27, 2010 |
Yay, I made someone laugh . Mission accomplished. |
Re: Condoms On Isle 12 [Semi Dirty Joke] by Vic2k3(m): 7:20am On Aug 27, 2010 |
No, sincerely the joke is only funny 2 those dat got brain. It is quite obvious sledge has none. U're doing gr8. |
Re: Condoms On Isle 12 [Semi Dirty Joke] by InkedNerd(f): 7:30am On Aug 27, 2010 |
Hehehe, thanks. I was starting to think I did something wrong |
Re: Condoms On Isle 12 [Semi Dirty Joke] by Vic2k3(m): 8:14am On Aug 27, 2010 |
Np. @least u're a newbie in the yokes' section so needs appropriate pieces of advice |
Re: Condoms On Isle 12 [Semi Dirty Joke] by sylve11: 8:34am On Aug 27, 2010 |
@poster, u try |
Re: Condoms On Isle 12 [Semi Dirty Joke] by davodguy: 8:34am On Aug 27, 2010 |
funny ;d ;d ;d |
Re: Condoms On Isle 12 [Semi Dirty Joke] by Vic2k3(m): 8:35am On Aug 27, 2010 |
U see. . . . . . |
Re: Condoms On Isle 12 [Semi Dirty Joke] by InkedNerd(f): 8:46am On Aug 27, 2010 |
Yay, thank you everyone. |
Re: Condoms On Isle 12 [Semi Dirty Joke] by blacksta(m): 9:11am On Aug 27, 2010 |
Inked - I see your fan list is growing - some of us better watch out. anyway - go and sleep |
Re: Condoms On Isle 12 [Semi Dirty Joke] by InkedNerd(f): 9:15am On Aug 27, 2010 |
Can't sleep, that's why I'm here 1 Like |
Re: Condoms On Isle 12 [Semi Dirty Joke] by Ben13: 9:37am On Aug 27, 2010 |
make I contribute some laffs |
Re: Condoms On Isle 12 [Semi Dirty Joke] by EfemenaXY: 9:42am On Aug 27, 2010 |
Inked_Nerd: Sorry, I don't gerrit - or maybe I have no brains?? |
Re: Condoms On Isle 12 [Semi Dirty Joke] by InkedNerd(f): 9:50am On Aug 27, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: At the end of the joke its trying to say that the boy splashed his "man stuff" on the isle when the woman tugged on his man parts |
Re: Condoms On Isle 12 [Semi Dirty Joke] by Okijajuju1(m): 9:53am On Aug 27, 2010 |
I wonder why that joke needed explanation!! Maybe na too much of "I go die" kind of joke cause am!! @ Inkerd You are a naughty girl!! I like that! |
Re: Condoms On Isle 12 [Semi Dirty Joke] by EfemenaXY: 9:56am On Aug 27, 2010 |
Inked_Nerd: ohhh - gotcha!! Nice joke girl |
Re: Condoms On Isle 12 [Semi Dirty Joke] by InkedNerd(f): 10:04am On Aug 27, 2010 |
Thanks |
Re: Condoms On Isle 12 [Semi Dirty Joke] by blacksta(m): 10:06am On Aug 27, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: Jeezzzzz - u dont need a rocket science degree to get this one - |
Re: Condoms On Isle 12 [Semi Dirty Joke] by InkedNerd(f): 10:07am On Aug 27, 2010 |
Okija_juju: lol, I wasn't trying to be naughty. I just thought the joke was funny. Efemena_xy: Thanks |
Re: Condoms On Isle 12 [Semi Dirty Joke] by Nobody: 3:44pm On Aug 27, 2010 |
Pretty cool,jxt dat sum kyds dnt get it cos its nt d 'basket mouth' or 'i go die' joke diction.keep it up luv u're a class! |
Re: Condoms On Isle 12 [Semi Dirty Joke] by sledge406: 4:04pm On Aug 27, 2010 |
@Baba blue. . .You sure say u nor want insults directed at you abi I go enter u go direction wen u go hate ooo. Steer clear from me! I don warn u! |
Re: Condoms On Isle 12 [Semi Dirty Joke] by Okijajuju1(m): 1:26am On Aug 28, 2010 |
El Guapo: WHy dis one come rebrand my post na!! Take time o!! |
Re: Condoms On Isle 12 [Semi Dirty Joke] by Dafemo(m): 2:11am On Aug 28, 2010 |
i don,t get it |
Re: Condoms On Isle 12 [Semi Dirty Joke] by InkedNerd(f): 4:58am On Aug 28, 2010 |
Dafemo: At the end of the joke its trying to say that the boy splashed his "man stuff" on the isle when the woman tugged on his man parts |
Re: Condoms On Isle 12 [Semi Dirty Joke] by Dafemo(m): 4:38pm On Aug 28, 2010 |
ooo 9ice one den |
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