1] Wen u have worked in a company
for 10yrs witout promotion. 2] Wen u fail Maths & English in Waec.
3] Wen u slap a Soldier Man.
4] Wen ur car spends many days @ de
mechanic shop dan on de
road.
5] Wen u are sleeping in de class wit ur eyes opened.
6] Wen u use candle 2 go & START ur
generator.
7] If u are a christain in d mist of
Bokoharam & u are claiming 2 be a
Muslim & ur phone starts ringing "LET SOMEBODY SHOUT
HALLELUYA"
8] Wen u mistake Super-glue 4 an Eye-
drop.
9] Wen u got robbed-off ur black-berry
@ noon & they cum bak @ night 2 collect de charger & ur
password.
10] Wen u still look damn ugly after
taking a photo-shot.
11] Wen u vomit pounded yam wit
Egusi soup in de church during a 3days fasting & prayer service.
12] Wen a Rat eats ur name out of all ur
original documents.
13] Wen u didn't attend university & u
keep looking 4 ur name @
NYSC posting. 14] Wen u are 18+ and u still wear
Pampas.
15] Wen u carry candle dey look 4 were
fuel dey smell 4rm -
(continue, u go soon see am)
16] Wen ur house is on fire & u wan use Gas do fire Extinguisher -(u
don die)
17] Wen u call MTN 2 tell dem dat ur free
browsing cheat has
stopped working.
18] Wen u get Stuck in an Elevator wit a bokoharam suicide bomber.
19] Wen ur only son joins de Nigerian
Police Force.
20] Wen d person interviewing u @ ur
new job is de same guy u
insulted in Traffic -(U go apologise tire) 21] Wen u throw away de money u are
suppose 2 pay d conductor
instead of de Gala wrapper -(U go cry
reach house)
22] Wen u are on top of a motorcycle &
de okada man dey PING... (na ur automatic ticket 2 baba God be
dat)
23] Wen u submit ur Answer sheet wit
ur Expo inside.
24] Wen u finish eating in de Restaurant
& u wanna pay & u just realised dat u left ur wallet in de Taxi -
(start 2 de prepare ur
Grammer)

Seen like a trillion times.
Too stale

U said so, but it wont be a calamity to d views.

When you misplace 100 pieces of 5000naira note.

Witi: When you misplace 100 pieces of 5000naira note.

Now, that one na die... LOL