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Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From The Village: by slimyem: 9:56pm On Feb 27, 2012
15. if you have worked in a company for 10years without promotion

14. when you fail only maths and english in waec.

13. If u slap a military man

12. if your car spends more time at the mechanic than
     the road

11. If you are an arsenal Fan

10. when you are posted to Maiduguri for NYSC

9. you are a hidden christian in the midst of boko haram
    and you phone starts ringing "LET SOMEBODY SHOUT
    HALLELUYA" cry cry cry cry

8. when u mistake a super glue for an eye drop

7. Even after photo-shopping you still look damn ugly

6. when u vomit pounded yam and egusi in church
   during a 3 days fasting and prayer service . shocked shocked shocked shocked

5. if Lionel Messi catches u on d field of play

4. when u r-ape a military man's only child.

3. when a Rat eats your name out of all your original
  documents cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

2. when your only child joins d Nigerian police force

1. when you get stuck in an elevator with a boko haram
suicide bomber

P.S-if this doesnt make you laugh,pls walk out quietly!
Peace!
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From The Village: by Killz3(m): 10:12pm On Feb 27, 2012
LMAO @ if you are an arsenal fan! & when a Rat eats your name out of all your original documentsgrin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Lepaciousyem, so you be joker? cheesy
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From The Village: by slimyem: 10:15pm On Feb 27, 2012
^this one no be copyright o,
na steal-right! grin grin
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From The Village: by Killz3(m): 10:22pm On Feb 27, 2012
Confirm! grin grin grin grin

Post the link before that idi[i]o[/i]t Princek12 go reach here! grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From The Village: by Nobody: 10:36pm On Feb 27, 2012
16. if u read dis joke laff then forces dey pursue u from village



(NO offieensese)
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From The Village: by slimyem: 10:47pm On Feb 27, 2012
~Killz~:

Confirm! grin grin grin grin

Post the link before that idi[i]o[/i]t Princek12 go reach here! grin grin grin grin grin

link no der jor!
anyone wey wan chop link,make hin go find am! cool cool cool cool
DONkollione:

16. if u read dis joke laff then forces dey pursue u from village



(NO offieensese)
bad belle!
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From The Village: by Nobody: 9:36am On Feb 28, 2012
Nice one! cheesy

no mind donkollione jare. Im never chop, na hunger dey cause all dis tinz.
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From The Village: by Homar(m): 9:59am On Feb 28, 2012
9 10 and 3 are d bomb
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From The Village: by slimyem: 2:39pm On Feb 28, 2012
booqee:

Nice one! cheesy

no mind donkollione jare. Im never chop, na hunger dey cause all dis tinz.
@bolded, yeah.guessed as much!
Homar:

9 10 and 3 are d bomb
smiley smiley smiley
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From The Village: by Kuulnomsy(m): 3:52pm On Feb 28, 2012
11. If you are an arsenal Fan

Must u remind them of their woes cheesy cheesy
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From The Village: by slimyem: 5:45pm On Feb 28, 2012
^yes o!
they dare not show their face in here. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From The Village: by Nobody: 6:30pm On Feb 28, 2012
nice one cheesy cheesy cheesy



9&10 re true jare
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From The Village: by Lucario007(m): 7:44pm On Feb 28, 2012
So Funny! especially u 8, 9 and 10! Nice!!!! cool
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From The Village: by bunmioguns(m): 11:31am On Feb 29, 2012
slimyem:

15. if you have worked in a company for 10years without promotion

14. when you fail only maths and english in waec.

13. If u slap a military man

12. if your car spends more time at the mechanic than
     the road

11. If you are an arsenal Fan


10. when you are posted to Maiduguri for NYSC

9. you are a hidden christian in the midst of boko haram
    and you phone starts ringing "LET SOMEBODY SHOUT
    HALLELUYA" cry cry cry cry

8. when u mistake a super glue for an eye drop

7. Even after photo-shopping you still look damn ugly

6. when u vomit pounded yam and egusi in church
   during a 3 days fasting and prayer service . shocked shocked shocked shocked

5. if Lionel Messi catches u on d field of play

4. when u r-ape a military man's only child.

3. when a Rat eats your name out of all your original
  documents cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

2. when your only child joins d Nigerian police force

1. when you get stuck in an elevator with a boko haram
suicide bomber

P.S-if this doesnt make you laugh,pls walk out quietly!
Peace!



Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From The Village: by sutoboy(m): 11:54pm On Feb 29, 2012
passing by again
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From The Village: by eklassical(m): 6:53pm On Mar 15, 2012
****so hilarious****** grin****so hilarious******
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From The Village: by gendebs(m): 10:29am On Apr 01, 2012
nice one. I give u 2 slap sorry double salute
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From The Village: by tpia5: 8:27pm On May 23, 2012
when you see a battalion of non-nigerians and nigerians who you dont know from adam, following you everywhere and losing sleep on your account.

yet you're hard pressed to even know they exist?

can only mean na from nigeria dem send dem come!!!

God punish satan o!!
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From The Village: by Ajibel(m): 10:36pm On May 23, 2012
slimyem: 15. if you have worked in a company for 10years without promotion

14. when you fail only maths and english in waec.

13. If u slap a military man

12. if your car spends more time at the mechanic than
     the road

11. If you are an arsenal Fan

10. when you are posted to Maiduguri for NYSC

9. you are a hidden christian in the midst of boko haram
    and you phone starts ringing "LET SOMEBODY SHOUT
    HALLELUYA" cry cry cry cry

8. when u mistake a super glue for an eye drop

7. Even after photo-shopping you still look damn ugly

6. when u vomit pounded yam and egusi in church
   during a 3 days fasting and prayer service . shocked shocked shocked shocked

5. if Lionel Messi catches u on d field of play

4. when u r-ape a military man's only child.

3. when a Rat eats your name out of all your original
  documents cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

2. when your only child joins d Nigerian police force

1. when you get stuck in an elevator with a boko haram
suicide bomber

P.S-if this doesnt make you laugh,pls walk out quietly!
Peace!

u are a bush fowl mtchew

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