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Re: Best Of Jokes From Nightnurse! by nightnurse(f): 5:12pm On Jan 08, 2008
@tessybaby,

Pls chill, nothing is happening i can assure u of that, Ituen is just a patient
Re: Best Of Jokes From Nightnurse! by freezy(m): 5:14pm On Jan 08, 2008
Ituen. . .  thou player. . .  wink
Re: Best Of Jokes From Nightnurse! by ituen(m): 5:53pm On Jan 08, 2008
nightnurse:

Ituen what have u just said?

Please can we settle this after the therapy

freezy:

Ituen. . . thou player. . . wink
Man no cos wahala for my family. Good to have u back man
Re: Best Of Jokes From Nightnurse! by Migines(m): 6:05pm On Jan 08, 2008
@nurse
can u c wat ituen waz duin?
@tess
beta find anoda "baba" dat can help u.
Re: Best Of Jokes From Nightnurse! by ituen(m): 6:28pm On Jan 08, 2008
All problems would be settled at home
Re: Best Of Jokes From Nightnurse! by freezy(m): 6:59pm On Jan 08, 2008
Tessy, remember mine is a shoulda u can cry on. . .
Re: Best Of Jokes From Nightnurse! by nightnurse(f): 7:06pm On Jan 08, 2008
cry cry cry
Re: Best Of Jokes From Nightnurse! by Migines(m): 7:18pm On Jan 08, 2008
Freezy yo!
Re: Best Of Jokes From Nightnurse! by nightnurse(f): 7:59pm On Jan 08, 2008
@Ituen,
I need an explanation this night
Re: Best Of Jokes From Nightnurse! by tessybaby(f): 7:29am On Jan 09, 2008
nightnurse:

@tessybaby,

Please chill, nothing is happening i can assure u of that, Ituen is just a patient

what is Ituen sick of? hope it's not cold
Re: Best Of Jokes From Nightnurse! by clemcykul(f): 8:51am On Jan 09, 2008
hes sick of bla bla bla grin grin frezeyo sup wink
Re: Best Of Jokes From Nightnurse! by saucekid(m): 11:08am On Jan 09, 2008
@tessybabe
come to me. . . .as you can now see,ituen is playing ps3 with you

he's bla bla blaing nightnurse
Re: Best Of Jokes From Nightnurse! by iwajay(m): 11:10am On Jan 09, 2008
you're wrong sauce kid. Ituen is wathcin the nurse and i do our thingy.
Re: Best Of Jokes From Nightnurse! by saucekid(m): 11:12am On Jan 09, 2008
iwajay!
you wey u no get prik at all shocked shocked shocked
Re: Best Of Jokes From Nightnurse! by tessybaby(f): 11:15am On Jan 09, 2008
saucekid what about our previous deal?
Re: Best Of Jokes From Nightnurse! by saucekid(m): 11:19am On Jan 09, 2008
its still on because i never closed the offer
Re: Best Of Jokes From Nightnurse! by nightnurse(f): 11:58am On Jan 09, 2008
@iwajay,

they said u don't av pri***k is that true? i'll need to see for myself

@tessybaby,
Ituen is sick, didn't he hint u abt it? infact, his HIV/AIDs result just came out abt 5mins ago!
Re: Best Of Jokes From Nightnurse! by ayusman16(m): 12:02pm On Jan 09, 2008
@nightnurse
was about saying nice jokes until u mentioned pri*^k. damn! where are all the good babes
Re: Best Of Jokes From Nightnurse! by clemcykul(f): 12:16pm On Jan 09, 2008
now wats a pri>k
Re: Best Of Jokes From Nightnurse! by tessybaby(f): 12:17pm On Jan 09, 2008
we are here oooooo
but i thought u deal with men not women
Re: Best Of Jokes From Nightnurse! by saucekid(m): 12:19pm On Jan 09, 2008
a pri*k is a needle grin grin grin grin
Re: Best Of Jokes From Nightnurse! by ayusman16(m): 12:42pm On Jan 09, 2008
tessybaby:

we are here oooooo
but i thought u deal with men not women

not after i got gono from a guy here called Itu, en
Re: Best Of Jokes From Nightnurse! by Migines(m): 12:56pm On Jan 09, 2008
Damn!
Re: Best Of Jokes From Nightnurse! by nightnurse(f): 1:04pm On Jan 09, 2008
just asked a friend now what a pri**k is and he told me its a cigarette so do u want some?
Re: Best Of Jokes From Nightnurse! by ayusman16(m): 1:08pm On Jan 09, 2008
no thanks. dnt smoke
Re: Best Of Jokes From Nightnurse! by tessybaby(f): 1:40pm On Jan 09, 2008
ayusman16:

not after i got gono from a guy here called Itu, en
Gono dey for anus?
Re: Best Of Jokes From Nightnurse! by Migines(m): 1:47pm On Jan 09, 2008
Dem kiss.
Re: Best Of Jokes From Nightnurse! by clemcykul(f): 1:48pm On Jan 09, 2008
yeah i want to smoke weed got any grin
Re: Best Of Jokes From Nightnurse! by saucekid(m): 2:00pm On Jan 09, 2008
i got some at homehidden from mum sha
Re: Best Of Jokes From Nightnurse! by noetic(m): 2:01pm On Jan 09, 2008
good one
Re: Best Of Jokes From Nightnurse! by nightnurse(f): 2:27pm On Jan 09, 2008
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible
designers of the human body.
One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints."
Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous systems
many thousands of electrical connections."
The last said, "Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a
toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"
Re: Best Of Jokes From Nightnurse! by iwajay(m): 3:05pm On Jan 09, 2008
Nurse, tell them bout our last recreational exercise

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