Son: Why is making love so enjoyable?
Father: It is just like the sensation when you
are
digging your nose with your finger!!
Son: Why do women enjoy more sex than
men?
Father: It's because when you dig your nose,
your nose feels more comfort than your
finger.
Son: Why do women hate it when they get
raped?
Father: It is like when you are walking down
the street, someone else come over and digs
your
nose, do you like it?
Son: Why is it that women cant have sex
when
they are having their periods?
Father: If your nose is bleeding, do you still
dig it?!
Son: Why is it that men dont like to wear
condoms when they are making love?
Father: Do you like to dig your nose with a
glove on your finger?!
Son: Why is making love carried out in
private?
Father: Will you dig your nose infront of
your
class?! Idiot!!!LoL