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Dad 'n' Son by DualCore1: 4:10pm On Apr 01, 2008 |
someone just pm'd me wid 'is. . . A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers, "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway. Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared, that is u. ---tHe enD--- |
Re: Dad 'n' Son by DualSim: 4:15pm On Apr 01, 2008 |
Dad?!? you just told our life story and called it a joke! ***runs off to tell ma, wooohooo dad's gonna have it hot by d time ma sees this |
Re: Dad 'n' Son by DualCore1: 4:23pm On Apr 01, 2008 |
yay! ***closes tht LiL' pop-up called a son. some pop-ups are just too risky ***bows gracefully and exits |
Re: Dad 'n' Son by DualBoobs(m): 4:30pm On Apr 01, 2008 |
Dual Core: Dual Sim: Dual Core: Cant believe you said all these online. DAMN! I'm hurt. You gotta do a lotta work tonight before any 'data transfer' can take place ok? This is an April Fool taken too far darling. . . |
Re: Dad 'n' Son by diamonleda(m): 4:33pm On Apr 01, 2008 |
Good Joke by the computer freak family, 1 question, i have seen the dad, son, where is dey mom, ? |
Re: Dad 'n' Son by DualCore1: 4:40pm On Apr 01, 2008 |
huh?! dual boobs! wait a second, tht ain't ma wife! ***turns to dual sim Dual core: son is tht yo ma? Dual sim: erm . . . nope but she's cute, she's got dual erm, erm, . . . Dual core: sharrap, watchu know about those things she's got? *** runs around screaming "identity theft! identity theft!! identity theft!!!". |
Re: Dad 'n' Son by diamonleda(m): 4:43pm On Apr 01, 2008 |
you crazy guy, how u go perform if ur wife get dual tin abi u get one which dey complement, ?? |
Re: Dad 'n' Son by DualBoobs(m): 4:55pm On Apr 01, 2008 |
diamonleda: I'm taking that personal. ok? Plus check here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boobs I think u got the wrong idea of what boobs are. |
Re: Dad 'n' Son by clemcykul(f): 9:28am On Apr 02, 2008 |
the son is a by product of bla bla bla very funny post fling in more funny jokes |
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