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Dad 'n' Son by DualCore1: 4:10pm On Apr 01, 2008
someone just pm'd me wid 'is. . .

A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers, "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway. Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared, that is u.

---tHe enD---
Re: Dad 'n' Son by DualSim: 4:15pm On Apr 01, 2008
Dad?!? you just told our life story and called it a joke! angry

***runs off to tell ma, wooohooo dad's gonna have it hot by d time ma sees this
Re: Dad 'n' Son by DualCore1: 4:23pm On Apr 01, 2008
yay!

***closes tht LiL' pop-up called a son.
some pop-ups are just too risky shocked

***bows gracefully and exits
Re: Dad 'n' Son by DualBoobs(m): 4:30pm On Apr 01, 2008
Dual Core:

someone just pm'd me wid 'is. . .

A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers, "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway. Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared, that is u.

---tHe enD---

Dual Sim:

Dad?!? you just told our life story and called it a joke! angry

***runs off to tell ma, wooohooo dad's going to have it hot by d time ma sees this

Dual Core:

yay!

***closes that LiL' pop-up called a son.
some pop-ups are just too risky  shocked

***bows gracefully and exits


Cant believe you said all these online. DAMN! I'm hurt. You gotta do a lotta work tonight before any 'data transfer' can take place ok? wink
This is an April Fool taken too far darling. . . embarassed
Re: Dad 'n' Son by diamonleda(m): 4:33pm On Apr 01, 2008
Good Joke by the
computer freak family, 1 question, i have seen the dad, son, where is dey mom, ? smiley wink cheesy grin
Re: Dad 'n' Son by DualCore1: 4:40pm On Apr 01, 2008
huh?! dual boobs!
wait a second, tht ain't ma wife!

***turns to dual sim
Dual core: son is tht yo ma?
Dual sim: erm . . . nope but she's cute, she's got dual erm, erm, . . .
Dual core: sharrap, watchu know about those things she's got? angry

*** runs around screaming "identity theft! identity theft!! identity theft!!!".
Re: Dad 'n' Son by diamonleda(m): 4:43pm On Apr 01, 2008
grin you crazy guy, how u go perform if ur wife get dual tin abi u get one which dey complement, ?? grin
Re: Dad 'n' Son by DualBoobs(m): 4:55pm On Apr 01, 2008
diamonleda:

grin you crazy guy, how u go perform if your wife get dual tin abi u get one which dey complement, ?? grin

I'm taking that personal. ok? angry
Plus check here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boobs
I think u got the wrong idea of what boobs are. angry
Re: Dad 'n' Son by clemcykul(f): 9:28am On Apr 02, 2008
the son is a by product of bla bla bla

very funny post grin grin grin fling in more funny jokes grin

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