Jide was hungry and went to ‘mai shayi’ (men selling tea and bread).The following transpired between the man and the mai shayi.
JIDE:              u get loaf of bread?
ABOKI:          yes
JIDE:              bring one; slice am two and put 2 sachet of butter in btw the slice.
ABOKI:          (happy and tankin God 4 bringing customer, was just doing as he is told)
JIDE:              u get egg?
ABOKI:          yes customer
JIDE:              fry 20 egg put am btw the bread.
ABOKI:          okay customer
JIDE:              u get sadin 4 inside gongoni?
ABOKI:          yes customer everytin dey.
JIDE:              put two gongoni inside the bread.
ABOKI:          okay customer  (happy and doing as he is told, in his mind he wil make a lot of money 2day)
JIDE:              u don finish? Oya press the bread for me.
ABOKI:          see am customer, i don prepare am finish.
JIDE: . . . . .    OYA CUT TEN NAIRA OWN FOR ME