A man just got a new car, so he went to a mechanic workshop to make inquires about the maintenance requirements of his newly acquired car. On asking, he was politely replied:the first option will be you paying us 120,000 Naira upfront for us to carry out the necessary procedures as when due according to our schedules.
The second option is you paying us 100,000 Naira to teach you all you need to know about your car so you won't ever have to come back to us.
The third option is in the event of you going by the second option and any problem ensues, you will pay double of what you would have paid if you went with the first option.
The man quickly interrupted and said,'before you keep giving me more options, just tell me which doesn't involve me spending a lot of money'.
The mechanic just shrugged off,and with a devilish grin he answered,'which part of all i have said doesn't involve me surviving?
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