vanessa philip: gudmorning everybody am new in this house,am vanessa

Tmany: hmmmmmmm this feud make me feel like am reading a novel abt mum and dad fighting making me sick
pls can we just use some conflict resolution here, if we can't learn to solve small things like this how will we solve bigger issues when we are in position of power.
Pls can we all pray for the families of Students Murdered In Mubi, Adamawa State*sad*
gud nyt

psoto: Just in case I come in late today (which I guess might be the case),
Good Morning Beautiful People.
Have a Rewarding, Beautiful and Worthwhile Day.
God Bless You All.

Yettyosi: Tank u jesus 4 dis day, may ur Will be done in our lifes.amen. God bless you.
Today watch ur steps so dat u ll nt fall into temptation. God help us al amen.
Gud a.m.enjoy d rest of d day

ik121: Oga cy morn sir!!!

Gods-child:
@PSOTO, I understand there's a situation in the old House...Its obvious that the MJ guy is kinda doing it deliberately...Anyways, I've complained in the Edu section that the thread be locked up, lets wait & see how it goes...Meanwhile, I'm still trying to locate the complaints thread for NYSC, in case the Edu own doesn't work out...

ceezonnifemi: God mornin, my grt people, i will b off for a while, cos am battln with malaria, op it wunt gt beyond dis stage, lov u alll, cy, gc, xquire, wrestler p, psoto and all i didnt mentn, make una pray for me ooooo

Malaria?!
Don't worry.
All iz well.
Takia of ur self n take medication.
Till u return safe n sound!

Ligxy: Sweetest mumsy, favourite sis moi, GC, CY, IK, Xquire, Abba and others that i didn't mention. Thanks y'all for your concern. me appreciate. Pls when is call up letters coming out cos I want to go home, so tired of Abuja for now. I want to know how to plan my journey. Thanks.

xquire:
Lolz...haba! Alhaji wic oda mission u wan give me?...u fit text me 1 yariya frm dat side bah!! Make I use complete my mission lol.

princessmia:

Actually, I did only 1 round of bacci.
It was during Ramadan n Shawwal dat I woke up much at nyt.
Its one-way these days!

How was ur nyt bro?

Ligxy: Sweetest mumsy, favourite sis moi, GC, CY, IK, Xquire, Abba and others that i didn't mention. Thanks y'all for your concern. me appreciate. Pls when is call up letters coming out cos I want to go home, so tired of Abuja for now. I want to know how to plan my journey. Thanks.

peetash: Morning pals. Sometimes ago, someone posted in the former house, the requirements and shortcuts to easy life in camp. Pls, can you help me repost or quote it? I couldn't stand d stress searching thru the pages. Ʈ♓ªƞƘs a lot.(Things like 20 passport, 20 photocopies, first day in camp, stapler, 15k, etc.)

Abbasufi:


HM TALK TO PRINCESS SHE FIT ARRANGE FOR U O

Abbasufi:


OK GRANNY, GOOD AFTANOON!

goodafternun grandson!
Hope ur mrn was gud?
Cul.
I watched d man on d legde. It was a really gud film.
N I lykd d way it ended.

Abbasufi:


16 Photocopies of Statement of Result (Original
and Photocopies)
16 Photocopies of School ID Card (Original and
Photocopies)
16-24 copies of passport photo (take as many
as possible) Original & 16 Photocopies of Call-up Letter (This
will be taken and not returned to you)
10 plain sheets of paper
A Pen
Stapler with your own pins (will save you a lot of
begging) Glue and Tipex (they say everything @ d camp is
4 sale, u want to save as much as possible) NOTE: Make a lot of Photocopies before going to
Camp. A copy can be as much as N20 at the
Orientation Camp.
Please remember to also take the original
documents, some camps will send you home if u
don't have originals. +
A Cardigan 4 Round-necked white T-Shirts Throughout
your stay at the orientation camp, you will only
be allowed to wear your white top and shorts;
you might not like the ones that will be handed
to you at camp so you can get those fitted
brands as long as they are white, With these duly pointed out, no need to pack a lot of clothes to
the Camp. You should only take a few in case
you need to go to Mosque on a Friday or Church
on a Sunday. 2-3 extra pairs of white Shorts (All white) A Pair Of Plain White Sneakers (NYSC will give u 1
but you'd be lucky if they fit plus it spoils quickly
know Naija & low quality things) 2 pairs of white socks A pair of slippers (These camps are very dirty
according to my source, The bathrooms are
filthy! The bedrooms are dirty! The corridors are
icky! Just have something on your feet at all
times) DETTOL (very essential, BRING or BUY. It's just to
disinfect your bath water) Towel (BRING from home. At least you know it's
clean. Anything you buy from Mami Market may
or may not be secondhand.) Bed-Sheets, Pillow Cases, and A Pillow. (BRING
from home. Again, the peace of knowing what
you're sleeping on is clean. Mattresses will be
provided by NYSC. It is best to "double up" with
the mattresses, as they are about 1 to 2 inches
thick Handkerchief (BRING from home. There will be
BUCKETS of sweating. Do yourself a favor) Sleep clothes (BRING from home. *note that it is
ridiculously hot at night, so a large t-shirt or long
tank top and little shorts will suffice) Underwear (Guard it jealously, I was told people
steal panties SMH) Detergent (BUY from market. Again, this reduces
the amount of load you're bringing into camp.
Remember how I said camp offers no frills? You
have to wash your clothes, underwear, and bed
things. However, if you're lucky the mami market
will have vendors offering laundry services! The only caveats are: you run the risk of your stuff
getting lost) A Novel (very essential esp. if u read a lot, or if u
get bored easily like me) u can also bring board/
Electronic games if u like (Chess/Scrabble/PsP/
Gameboy) Money (About 10 to 15,000 Naira should see
you through the camp period modestly. but if
you have to drink and hang out at The Mammy
market a lot, then you can take more money
depending on how much you can finish, be wise
though! Sha budget N1000 per day) Toiletries/Sanitary Pad (If you are posted to the
Up-North like Yobe and Maidugiri, pls do not
spray perfumes/anything scented, or the flies
won't stop hugging you. For the ladies, u will be
wearing white all through when it’s time for your
menstruation, beware of stains. ) Bucket, soap dish (buy at the camp site, don't
stress yourself taking one to the place, they
always sell in the camp) Waist bag (Try to buy this before you get to the
camp, very very essential, U've got to put all ur
money in it and tie it round ur waist, cos some
people won’t come to camp with money and will
steal) Torchlight and Batteries (BRING or BUY. Seeing
as there's hardly ever any electricity, and you
might want to read at night, having the flashlight
helps. Music (Ipod, MP3, Phone, , just take your music, ) ATM card (u may need 2 run out and get dough) Painkillers, Malaria Medicine, Allergy Medicine,
etc. (BRING from home. You do not want to
make the mistake of getting ill in camp. The camp
clinic is a BIG JOKE!) Padlock (BRING or BUY. Well, you might not need
it if u have a hard suitcase - no padlocks
required. And anyways, thieves apparently can
tear people's bags with scissors or knives to get
to their things) Sun Glasses/Face Cap: (It can get really sunny,
especially in the north, but I'll advice all to take
sun glasses since you'll be standing on the
parade ground for long hours. unless it's rainy
season) MOSQUITO NET (My friend said the camp is
Mosquito's headquarters) If you have a camera you can take it along
because you will want to snap a lot of scenes. If
you have a Blackberry phone, that’s good for
you because you can easily and share on social
networks. If you don’t have any of those, you
will have to pay some guys on camp who do that as business to follow you around and snap you
wherever you go. They might charge up to
N2000 for the duration of the camping. They
should give you all your photos and videos in
CDs at the end of Camping. You will be fed three times a day in camp but I
must not lie to you, the food there is nothing to
write home about. If you are someone like me
who loves to eat good food, make provisions for
your own food. You should get some fast foods
along, some breakfast cereals and beverages. You should also hold extra cash to eat at the
Mami market. You will get good foods there THINGS U DON’T NEED
Don’t take materials like pressing iron, knife,
fork, tin cutter to the camp. They will be seized
and returned to you only on the last day of
camping. I was told this is a security measure. Food Flask (if you'll eat camp food, I only stood
in line for camp food once, and almost got a slap
from d lady serving cos I didn't understand the
food, so Mammy Market was my savior, and
might be yours too, in the end my food flask was
gathering dust under my bed) Don't pack loads of unnecessary stuff. As for day
clothes (mufti) pack one or two cos you'll only
be allowed to go on mufti on Sundays and you
have 3 Sundays, so why pack all your clothes?
On the 1st day of registration, try to see that after
you do your registration where u declare your call-up letter, you endeavor to register for
accommodation as early as possible, if not you'll
not have a place to sleep on ur 1st night in camp,
and that's not funny. The forms that will be handed to you and attach
your passport are very easy to fill. Fill them
correctly. After your registration, you will be
issued with your State Code Number. This will be
like your PIN throughout your Service Year. After you have been given your State Code, you
should proceed straight to collect your mattress
and your NYSC Kit. During my own time, I went
straight to my hostel (you will be directed), put
my mattress in place before going for my kit. Go
for your kit on time so that you can get your size. The Camp Commandant (the soldier in charge)
and the other soldiers may tell you that if you
participate in parade, play volleyball, and do all
they want you to do, you will end up being
posted to a favorable place for you Primary
Assignment - LIES! Soldiers ain't got that power at all, maybe the Camp director and some NYSC
officials can help, but not all of them have the
powers they claim.

vanessa philip: gudmorning everybody am new in this house,am vanessa

princessmia:
#lips sealed!#

princessmia:
goodafternun grandson!
Hope ur mrn was gud?
Cul.
I watched d man on d legde. It was a really gud film.
N I lykd d way it ended.

vanessa philip: gudmorning everybody am new in this house,am vanessa

Abbasufi:


HM TALK TO PRINCESS SHE FIT ARRANGE FOR U O

Abbasufi:

PLEASE UNSEAL IT! And help him

xquire: lol dat!, will be so kool!!...have u eva dated an ibo girl before?

xquire: lol dat!, will be so kool!!...have u eva dated an ibo girl before?

Abbasufi:


VERY NYC FILM,WHATS UR NEXT MUVEE NOW?

princessmia:
not a movie really. A tv serial: KNIGHT RIDER, following d 2008 movie of d same name.

Gods-child:


But bro, you never tell us which state you go like serve ooo

Abbasufi:


BUT ME NO GET MERCEDES-BENZ O