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Re: Man Fakes Death In Marriage Proposal by Nobody: 8:26pm On Sep 27, 2012
Gialmine:
true talk. But d gurl wud ve gotten a bad health b4 dat can happen. 4 a healthy gurl, d worst dat can happen is 4 her 2 faint. D guy wud ve knw d gurl's medical status.
true...to all those saying the girl could die of heart attack, my question for you,
is that how people die of heart attack in the locale where you come from?

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Re: Man Fakes Death In Marriage Proposal by Nobody: 8:27pm On Sep 27, 2012
Ishilove:
You have serious self-esteem issues
i hater stalkers,go get a life.
Re: Man Fakes Death In Marriage Proposal by actel(f): 8:46pm On Sep 27, 2012
Yomieluv: I am going to propose to my woman while jumping down from the moon,without any aid
with the engaging ring in my hands to throw it to her,while shouting"will you marry me"
Lol, dat is if u ar alive to hear her response
Re: Man Fakes Death In Marriage Proposal by EmmyDe25(m): 9:47pm On Sep 27, 2012
Gialmine: Yeah! Dats wat am talkin abt!
Guys should make their proposal more interesting and not just the normal boring dinner type cheesy
Rubbish.
Re: Man Fakes Death In Marriage Proposal by EmmyDe25(m): 9:49pm On Sep 27, 2012
Yomieluv: If na nigeria girl na,she go quickly go the guy house ransack the guy property.and even pee on the guy body,and stroll home with anoda guy.I hate nigeria girls,they are all gold diggers..see true love.
sori to say o, buh ur a certified mumu.

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Re: Man Fakes Death In Marriage Proposal by aasunmoh(m): 10:26pm On Sep 27, 2012
fo :Drk adict:


You sure say you go even get dat boring type?

See, na naija u dey o. Guys no dey propose again o. Na to blend boyfriend-girlfriend runs enter marriage o.

Siddon there dey wait interesting proposal. SMH

cheesy cheesy LMAO... This guy ur mouth no good o
Re: Man Fakes Death In Marriage Proposal by Nobody: 10:58pm On Sep 27, 2012
Yomieluv: one thing is certain,am richer and more successful than the man in your life,that is if have got one.
Don't want to shatter your illusion of success. You can swim in it but please don't drown. undecided
Re: Man Fakes Death In Marriage Proposal by werindey1: 11:02pm On Sep 27, 2012
hornipipe: Bykov explained: "I wanted her to realize how
empty her life would be without me and how life
would have no meaning without me."

he could have stayed dead for a month and see if the chick will not move on....
Re: Man Fakes Death In Marriage Proposal by Ishilove: 11:08pm On Sep 27, 2012
Yomieluv: i hater stalkers,go get a life.
You think too highly of yourself.
Re: Man Fakes Death In Marriage Proposal by Ishilove: 11:11pm On Sep 27, 2012
Dlyna:
Don't want to shatter your illusion of success. You can swim in it but please don't drown. undecided
William Shakespeare said it all; "empty barrels make the greatest sounds". Na for NL his kind dey make mouth pass
Re: Man Fakes Death In Marriage Proposal by Idowuogbo(f): 11:17pm On Sep 27, 2012
Ishilove:
William Shakespeare said it all; "empty barrels make the greatest sounds". Na for NL his kind dey make mouth pass
Wa gbayi! Hear d illiterate spew bullshyte, He hates Nigerian gals yet d anus has a mother dats defo Nigerian and he probably currently dating a paraga seller. He mus have some sort of brain defect,i pity d Malu.
Re: Man Fakes Death In Marriage Proposal by Ishilove: 11:32pm On Sep 27, 2012
Idowuogbo:
Wa gbayi! Hear d illiterate spew bullshyte, He hates Nigerian gals yet d anus has a mother dats defo Nigerian and he probably currently dating a paraga seller. He mus have some sort of brain defect,i pity d Malu.
Dating AND strafffing the paraga seller who is also prolly giving it to the NURTW 'alaye' in the garage. Oshi oda. Smh.
Re: Man Fakes Death In Marriage Proposal by Nobody: 12:01am On Sep 28, 2012
Hmm....
Re: Man Fakes Death In Marriage Proposal by Nobody: 12:33am On Sep 28, 2012
EmmyDe25:
sori to say o, buh ur a certified mumu.
I guess ur status reads (m)are u a gay,seeking my attention?sorry,I don't do d.I.c.kkkkk.
Re: Man Fakes Death In Marriage Proposal by Nobody: 12:40am On Sep 28, 2012
Ishilove:
You think too highly of yourself.
yes I have to,cos I'm rich,and I've got swaggs..and my italian girlfriend is prettier than most of the old rags on NL,you can go jump into the river,if you aint pleased...dickkkksucker
Re: Man Fakes Death In Marriage Proposal by Nobody: 12:45am On Sep 28, 2012
Ishilove:
Dating AND strafffing the paraga seller who is also prolly giving it to the NURTW 'alaye' in the garage. Oshi oda. Smh.
must I date u?sorry I can't. you are a low level girl with untraceable family lineage.without clicking on ur profile,I know you must be one 'wowo' tin.
Re: Man Fakes Death In Marriage Proposal by Nobody: 12:52am On Sep 28, 2012
Idowuogbo:
Wa gbayi! Hear d illiterate spew bullshyte, He hates Nigerian gals yet d anus has a mother dats defo Nigerian and he probably currently dating a paraga seller. He mus have some sort of brain defect,i pity d Malu.
the big dog is here,leader of the feminine squad,with a big mouth spreading rabies,and mouth odour around NL..#going to get a leash,and air-freshner#ode,important were!
Re: Man Fakes Death In Marriage Proposal by Nobody: 12:56am On Sep 28, 2012
Hmmm...
Re: Man Fakes Death In Marriage Proposal by passionate88: 12:59am On Sep 28, 2012
Gialmine:
4 ur info, am gonna get a more interestin 1. Wetin u knw? If u no fit propose na me send u? Do u tink all guyz ar as dumb as u ar? I knw ur type. I blame u? Na dose cheap babes wey dey follow u i blame. U ar only viewin tinz 4rm ur short perspective. If sum1 can do dat, wat can u do? Impregnate nd get her in2 ur house? SMH!
Boi, u sud tink b4 u vomit!
U jst watch out 4 my proposal. I wud invite u 2 my weddin. @least, d last sit wud do.
I no pray make e hapn 2 u o, bt gals like u na im their husband dey touch (beat) every once in a month.. For ur info, it's nt all guys that like extravagant weddings..

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Re: Man Fakes Death In Marriage Proposal by passionate88: 1:05am On Sep 28, 2012
Yomieluv: yes I have to,cos I'm rich,and I've got swaggs..and my italian girlfriend is prettier than most of the old rags on NL,you can go jump into the river,if you aint pleased...dickkkksucker
u are 1 of those internet strong man... Postin comments 4rm ur comfortable batcha, sitting on a raffia mat while swattin away muskeeto... Italian gfs 4 bush... Mayb na 1 benin albino u dey blow

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Re: Man Fakes Death In Marriage Proposal by Nobody: 1:10am On Sep 28, 2012
passionate88: u are 1 of those internet strong man... Postin comments 4rm ur comfortable batcha, sitting on a raffia mat while swattin away muskeeto... Italian gfs 4 bush... Mayb na 1 benin albino u dey blow
lol,u got me cracking.do you think everybody lives the miserable life u live?
Re: Man Fakes Death In Marriage Proposal by passionate88: 1:22am On Sep 28, 2012
Yomieluv: lol,u got me cracking.do you think everybody lives the miserable life u live?
nice 1... It's u that think so.. Going by ur numerous post on this thread... I would peg as a sour fellow, u've got nothing going 4 u so u r kinda mad at other ppl success(I copied M.I )
Re: Man Fakes Death In Marriage Proposal by Nobody: 1:30am On Sep 28, 2012
passionate88: nice 1... It's u that think so.. Going by ur numerous post on this thread... I would peg as a sour fellow, u've got nothing going 4 u so u r kinda mad at other ppl success(I copied M.I )
lol,hahahahahahahahahahah,if your achievement in life is a definition of success,damn it,let me get stucked here.
Re: Man Fakes Death In Marriage Proposal by Nobody: 1:38am On Sep 28, 2012
DISCLAIMER: I aint responding to any post
On this thread hurled @ me again,if I dey piss u off with my expression in my post,abeg go wee wee. there is freedom of speech,I see no reason why some people take my post too personal.its an expression of my mind,and its not compulsory to suit u.

Re: Man Fakes Death In Marriage Proposal by passionate88: 1:50am On Sep 28, 2012
Yomieluv: lol,hahahahahahahahahahah,if your achievement in life is a definition of success,damn it,let me get stucked here.
yomie clap 4 urself, weldone
Re: Man Fakes Death In Marriage Proposal by fitzmayowa: 2:21am On Sep 28, 2012
passionate88: mayb wn ur guy wan propose 2 u him go dey fvck ur best frnd then whn u enta d room him go jump shout suprise... Will u marry me?.. Hw's that for an interestin proposal?..
Laffs in * ijaw* grin
Re: Man Fakes Death In Marriage Proposal by Nobody: 9:22am On Sep 28, 2012
grin grin grin grin
Re: Man Fakes Death In Marriage Proposal by Gialmine(f): 9:29am On Sep 28, 2012
EmmyDe25:
Rubbish.
u rilli tink so?
I pity ur wife or wife 2 b. She will regret marryin u afta 6 month; wen she gets 2 c aw borin aw dumb u can b!
Re: Man Fakes Death In Marriage Proposal by Gialmine(f): 9:41am On Sep 28, 2012
passionate88: I no pray make e hapn 2 u o, bt gals like u na im their husband dey touch (beat) every once in a month.. For ur info, it's nt all guys that like extravagant weddings..
person no nid c ya faze nd live wif u b4 dem no d kinda guy u ar. U dey beat ur gal? And person wey dem beat im wife na ur mentor? I c!
4 ur info, my husband wnt b a commando. Ma eyez aint blind lyk dose chics wey dey folo u. I cant marry an ashole!
Pls, save dat advice 4 ya sista wey im husband fit dey beat am.(i no pray so o)
besides, a weddin nid not b extravagant b4 it can b memorable and interestin.

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Re: Man Fakes Death In Marriage Proposal by madjune(m): 10:02am On Sep 28, 2012
The guy no sabi anythn at all. He should have faked the death for 30 days and see if the babe won't move on with another pally.
Re: Man Fakes Death In Marriage Proposal by passionate88: 12:40pm On Sep 28, 2012
Gialmine:
person no nid c ya faze nd live wif u b4 dem no d kinda guy u ar. U dey beat ur gal? And person wey dem beat im wife na ur mentor? I c!
4 ur info, my husband wnt b a commando. Ma eyez aint blind lyk dose chics wey dey folo u. I cant marry an ashole!
Pls, save dat advice 4 ya sista wey im husband fit dey beat am.(i no pray so o)
besides, a weddin nid not b extravagant b4 it can b memorable and interestin.
na naija we dey na.. I jst pray say that 9t club u dey go hustle dey safe 4 u.. Ur husband no go b commando ba?.. Jst pray say this ur 32 yrs on earth wey u neva see man marry u no go waste..
Re: Man Fakes Death In Marriage Proposal by Olowoniwa1(f): 1:03pm On Sep 28, 2012
Dat joke is 2 expensive.....dat kind of a tin shuldn't happen 2 a lady dat already av hypertension,she'l just collapes&dat's d end

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