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El Guapo: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings.

After a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbour.

Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you 200 dollars to drop that towel that you have on."

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.

After a few seconds, Bob hands her 200 dollars and leaves.

Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks from the shower "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbour," she replies.

"Great," the husband says, "Did he say anything about the 200 dollars he owes me?"

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El Guapo: Ok. Am doin' tis for my fans who've been clamoring for my return to Jokes Section and in a different style am doin' it with my new Label Guapo's Maybach Jokes [All Jokes are products of the Guapo's Maybach Label -- No Copyrights]