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Horse by Migines(m): 8:50am On Jan 10, 2008
horse

This man was sitting quietly reading his paper
one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when
his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on
the back of his head with a huge frying pan. He
asks, 'What was that for?'

She replies, 'What was that piece of paper in
your pants pocket with the name Marylou written
on it?'

He says, 'Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when
I went to the horse races? Marylou was the name
of one of the horses I bet on.'

She is appeased and goes off to work around the
house. Three days later he is once again sitting
in his chair reading and she repeats the frying
pan swatting.

He says, 'What's that for this time?'

She answered, 'Your horse called.'
Re: Horse by aristole(m): 5:56pm On Jan 10, 2008
nice!
Re: Horse by tjtj1(m): 7:38am On Jan 11, 2008
Wel i seen it but not gonna say stale cos others haven't seen it. nicely done grin
Re: Horse by ituen(m): 1:14pm On Jan 11, 2008
The man don shit for church
Re: Horse by clemcykul(f): 2:29pm On Jan 11, 2008
u think i no see u wen u pack the sh!t see ur life? undecided

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