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| The Hero by Migines(m): 8:56am On Jan 10, 2008 |
The Hero A fella finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. Ol' Peter explains that it's not so easy to get in heaven. There are some criteria before entry is allowed. For example, was the man religious in life? Attend church? No? , that's bad, that's bad , Was he generous? give money to the poor? Charities? , No?, not good, not good, Did he do any good deeds? Help his neighbor? Anything?, NO?? Exasperated, Peter says, "Look, EVERYBODY does something nice sometime. Work with me, I'm trying to help. Now think!" The man says, "There WAS this old lady. I came out of a store and found her surrounded by a dozen Hell's Angels. They had taken her purse and were shoving her around. Taunting and abusing her. I got so mad I threw my bags down, fought thru the crowd and got her purse back. Helped her to her feet. I then went up to the biggest, baddest biker and told him how despicable, cowardly and mean he was and SPIT in his face". "Wow", said Peter, "That's impressive. When did this happen"? "Oh, about 10 minutes ago", replied the man. |
| Re: The Hero by clemcykul(f): 11:04am On Jan 10, 2008 |
the bad biker helped to seperate him from life. nice one. if u go to seperate a fight u end been seperated in the process  |
| Re: The Hero by Migines(m): 3:55pm On Jan 12, 2008 |
True thing darling. |
| Re: The Hero by Migines(m): 3:56pm On Jan 12, 2008 |
True thing darling. |
| Re: The Hero by clemcykul(f): 4:03pm On Jan 12, 2008 |
true indeed milove  |
| Re: The Hero by ThugLife1(m): 4:33pm On Jan 12, 2008 |
two morons :d |
| Re: The Hero by ThugLife1(m): 4:38pm On Jan 12, 2008 |
sorry i mean two lovers :d |
| Re: The Hero by Migines(m): 4:44pm On Jan 12, 2008 |
Lol. . . . NOT! Seems u dont even know wat "slowpoke" means. |
| Re: The Hero by ThugLife1(m): 10:35pm On Jan 12, 2008 |
uhm |
| Re: The Hero by tjtj1(m): 10:57pm On Jan 12, 2008 |
lol |
| Re: The Hero by clemcykul(f): 9:25am On Jan 14, 2008 |
slowpoke?  thug are u sick or what guess slowpoke means ur middie name isnt it |
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