[b]Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.

Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job."

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused.

They faxed.

They e-mailed.

They e-mailed with attachments.

They downloaded.

They did spreadsheets!

They wrote reports.

They created labels and cards.

They created charts and graphs.

They did some genealogy reports

They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with
heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.

Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off, 

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.

Jesus just sighed.

Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:

"It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power went out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work, 

Satan observed this and became irate.

"Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"

God just shrugged and said,

JESUS SAVES    !!!!!!!!!!!

Have a great day! [/b]

ok

cool

not bad!

this is friggin nice . .

cool!

wats kool about your empty purse?

Hmnn. . .

best joke i ever read on NL.

i owe u one seriously.
make ur choose.

hey izeek how are u??

long timmeee

izeek:

best joke i ever read on NL.

i owe u one seriously.
make ur choose.

Anything good ! Abi you go find me one better FESTAC babe ?!

AIDS dey for real

its true
JESUS SAVES

sholabanke:

AIDS dey for real

Guy you too get bad mind o !

I just want to meet the babe so that i go dey teach am better jokes.

I just meet to the babe so that i go dey teach am better jokes.
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Yeah right. _{rolls eyes}

@ big father
u sure say na only jokes u wan teach d babe abi u get plans for extra mural classes?


tell us

please people help me tell him
cus i cant shout

d-baptist:



@ big father
u sure say na only jokes u wan teach d babe abi u get plans for extra mural classes?


tell us

Na you come sabi that one o ! But i just wan teach am strictly jokes and natting else !

clemcy no vex,
i have been trying to fix things.
how ur side?

u must be carpenter or plumber
what hav u been try to fix all this while

sholabanke:

u must be carpenter or plumber
what hav u been try to fix all this while

The koko.

which one be that
koko for nipple?

big father:

Na you come sabi that one o ! But i just wan teach am strictly jokes and natting else !

If na ONLY jokes you wan teach am, why u request for festac babe? Why not festac bobo??

Dere I:

If na ONLY jokes you wan teach am, why u request for festac babe? Why not festac bobo??

Aahhhhh, bobo's nor dey learn quickly jare and besides i sabi teach babes well,well ! Abi you go join? Make i teach you OGBONGE jokes?

big father:

Aahhhhh, bobo's nor dey learn quickly jare and besides i sabi teach babes well,well ! Abi you go join? Make i teach you OGBONGE jokes?

guy make i tell u
be suspect 4 here na only women wey dey learn fast u wan teach_{ladies make una shine una eyes o}

d-baptist:

guy make i tell u
be suspect 4 here na only women wey dey learn fast u wan teach_{ladies make una shine una eyes o}

It takes only a thief to know a thief !

and that makes u one.

clemcykul:

and that makes u one.

And that makes you the LEADER !

i rebuke you