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Body No Be Wood(calabar WOMAN) by Blackbody20(m): 10:52am On Sep 14, 2012
A robbery attack took place in a friends apartment few weeks ago, All the girls in the compound were all mourning and yelling claiming dat the gang raped them all. Thier landlady who happened to be a calabar woman of age seventy five was making the loudest noise. We all thought dat she was also raped. I asked her. madam, were u raped too?. She replied. LANDLADY: thank u my son. When those stupid mumu enter this house to rub, na so den talk say may every lady off hin cloth, na me first pull my own off, But to my suprise! those stupid boys no even look my side talkless of touching me. Den no even consider say body no be stone!(crying)
Re: Body No Be Wood(calabar WOMAN) by belemzy: 12:18pm On Sep 14, 2012
DRY sad
Re: Body No Be Wood(calabar WOMAN) by bunmioguns(m): 1:23pm On Sep 14, 2012
undecided
Re: Body No Be Wood(calabar WOMAN) by Exponental(m): 2:28pm On Sep 14, 2012
@op, do u mind helping d old woman out?
Re: Body No Be Wood(calabar WOMAN) by Blackbody20(m): 2:47pm On Sep 14, 2012
Exponental: @op, do u mind helping d old woman out?
You should be able.

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