I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me , It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts,and generally was bra less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car to get my condom.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!


With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test, we couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car!

nice but this joke is already in existence in another thread. pls use the search engine

This is fun, suprising and I don't know what else to say.

Dammmmn!!!!!

Hmm Bit of luck this time. Might not be as lucky next time. who knows , you might have taken ur condom and started the next time

sorry guys i regret to annouce to u all dat this joke expired since time immemorial

advice to poster go thru previous jokes, b4 copyn and pasting damn! are u dat daft

still funny as usual

How many post una go post with different names self??

nasty!

What's up with all this remix jokes.
@poster, read other threads b4 u post.