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| My Story (living In Bondage) by benjay1(m): 12:05am On Nov 17, 2007 |
Before i start, this is not in anyway a joke, Ona rememba dat my babe wey i been tell ona b4 say it took the mercy of God b4 she free me and we break up ? She don come again and this time with more problems. Despite the fact she made me owe 3yrs school fees including rent for school last session, She don cry crocodile tears come again say she sorry. Not to be d devil, i come accept am back. Now i no get only my school fees to pay, she made me pay her own plus 2 of her brodas and 1 of im cousin. As if that is not enough, she wan contest election for school, and as her bobo, i suppose be the sponsor. My pple as i am writing this message i dey confused because she no give room for break up REASON: For Betta 4 Force. Please help a broda in distress. I go dey Update una. |
| Re: My Story (living In Bondage) by Migines(m): 5:49am On Nov 17, 2007 |
Roflmao if she insists its 4 beta by force then blow her lights out then spill ur guts as well. |
| Re: My Story (living In Bondage) by Migines(m): 5:50am On Nov 17, 2007 |
Roflmao if she insists its 4 beta by force then blow her lights out then spill ur guts as well. |
| Re: My Story (living In Bondage) by Ninjabyte(m): 9:37am On Nov 17, 2007 |
Wetin na? She heavy pass Schwarzenegger ne? Abegi comot with her best friend, make out with her in her presence and woza the stupid gal heavy shocking waves. That shud send a message. But i no dey when the repercussion fit set in oooo. This one wey u no say na juju she use on ur head, no be problem solved be dat? Hey, any Babalawo in the house? Even convert fit do |
| Re: My Story (living In Bondage) by Migines(m): 10:35am On Nov 17, 2007 |
@ninjabyte if she reading this message u're dead meat. I've made mine invinsible to "more than humans" |
| Re: My Story (living In Bondage) by Ninjabyte(m): 11:00am On Nov 17, 2007 |
Na dia she go see where juju pass juju. I have a highly complex network of digital men that span the entire globe and operate beyond the physical realm. Babe, if u r reading this, I hope u get the message. No worries Migines, i'm sure i've given her the heebie jeebies already |
| Re: My Story (living In Bondage) by Migines(m): 11:02am On Nov 17, 2007 |
And she preparing a counter attack. |
| Re: My Story (living In Bondage) by Ninjabyte(m): 11:22am On Nov 17, 2007 |
I tell u, with this latest revelation of me powers, she knows better than to meddle in the affairs of BIG BoYs. In fact i'm sure ben jay will have his money back in no time. |
| Re: My Story (living In Bondage) by Gwazah(m): 11:32am On Nov 17, 2007 |
i don't think people like u still exist on this planet. it is still girls like her that set up business for their guys what kind of appreciation has she? hey guy open ur eye, is a dream she will dump u more than before leave her with her damoa she is main for another guy which u have not know |
| Re: My Story (living In Bondage) by mellow(m): 11:54am On Nov 17, 2007 |
ben~jay: You don't want to be the devil so you took her back in ok so don't be the devil again send her back out. Shikena[/color][color=#990000] |
| Re: My Story (living In Bondage) by olupahpah(m): 11:57am On Nov 17, 2007 |
 Common get real bruv!!!! |
| Re: My Story (living In Bondage) by benjay1(m): 3:21pm On Nov 17, 2007 |
Guyz no be say i dull oooo , Or say i no try as a fine boy, But from my TOPIC, Ona go understand say this thing don enter Science Juju So guyz with indian mystic connection, feel free to help. *make i run paste this b4 she catch me dey write* |
| Re: My Story (living In Bondage) by Monicamony(f): 5:22pm On Nov 17, 2007 |
Ben will always be Ben |
| Re: My Story (living In Bondage) by benjay1(m): 12:59am On Nov 18, 2007 |
Monicamony: @Monica Na waoo since you don already dey like me, Lets take this romance to anoda level Or what do you think ? |
| Re: My Story (living In Bondage) by Monicamony(f): 11:16am On Nov 18, 2007 |
u gave a girl ur number in this forum, se u wan kill 2 birds with a stone? |
| Re: My Story (living In Bondage) by Migines(m): 12:55pm On Nov 18, 2007 |
I'm sure he wunt even mind if anoda flies in d way and they all die. Lol |
| Re: My Story (living In Bondage) by Monicamony(f): 2:30pm On Nov 18, 2007 |
Yes, you are right. , as if it is that easy. |
| Re: My Story (living In Bondage) by Migines(m): 4:17pm On Nov 18, 2007 |
I dont think its easy. Its called "COINCIDENCE" |
| Re: My Story (living In Bondage) by Monicamony(f): 5:24pm On Nov 18, 2007 |
Coincidence, I can't imagine what the outcome of that wil be. Especially when the eagle comes down to shop. |
| Re: My Story (living In Bondage) by topeteadr(m): 9:54am On Nov 19, 2007 |
:d |
| Re: My Story (living In Bondage) by saucekid(m): 10:15am On Nov 19, 2007 |
sets coordinates for nuclear meltdown of this thread**plants C-4's at every supporting pillar**initiates countdown |
| Re: My Story (living In Bondage) by topeteadr(m): 10:51am On Nov 19, 2007 |
Disarms the bomb, and the thread is safe |
| Re: My Story (living In Bondage) by Migines(m): 10:56am On Nov 19, 2007 |
Tope is our hero! *Nairalanders throw him up. . . . .But 4got to catch him wen he waz comin down and. . . . Oooouch!* |
| Re: My Story (living In Bondage) by temmysexy(f): 11:06am On Nov 19, 2007 |
Migines:   |
| Re: My Story (living In Bondage) by topeteadr(m): 11:07am On Nov 19, 2007 |
Puts out his parachute and lands safely. |
| Re: My Story (living In Bondage) by clemcykul(f): 11:09am On Nov 19, 2007 |
ha ha lol ooops catches teadr b4 the touches the ground  one love! |
| Re: My Story (living In Bondage) by clemcykul(f): 11:11am On Nov 19, 2007 |
ha ha lol ooops catches teadr b4 the touches the ground one love! |
| Re: My Story (living In Bondage) by topeteadr(m): 11:17am On Nov 19, 2007 |
Migs stand's up angrily and charges. |
| Re: My Story (living In Bondage) by Migines(m): 11:18am On Nov 19, 2007 |
Lol.For christ sake guys d harm waz done b4 d oouch. |
| Re: My Story (living In Bondage) by benjay1(m): 12:10pm On Nov 19, 2007 |
BEN goes to church for God's Intervention: Our father who @ in Heaven, I know i have sinned, Since [b]adult[/b]ery is for adults. If not for anything Lord, pity my present condition. *father my present pic is attached for your confirmation* This babe don open office for my head, and Monicamony here is planning to do the same to your humble son. Father make her have nightmares. since she wan chop me still despite say i don dry like this. All this i ask in JESUS NAME.
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| Re: My Story (living In Bondage) by saucekid(m): 12:18pm On Nov 19, 2007 |
the thread still aint safe*****ties tope to 7 missile warheads and launches at thread*** |
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