A girl's updates on facebook.
DAY 1: Falling in love is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me. I love my man so much.
DAY 2: Woow! am treated like a queen. Bouquet of fresh red roses, a night out for two and lots of surprise gifts. What else could i want from another man and yet am a queen to my boyfriend?
DAY 3: Mstchew! I hate this guy! This stupid man is a fucking player! bullshit!
DAY 4: My fellow ladies. Dont ever let any bitch come between you and your dude. Am glad to be back together with my boyfriend. Nothing can ever separate us.
DAY 5: If you disagree and fight too much in your relationship. Never lose hope. Keep fighting for love. Love is real.
DAY 6: Bleep this bastard! He has been playing me all this while without me even knowing? Damn! this is officially over between us. Am moving on coz am done with this crap.
DAY 7: Am single and searching...
DAY 8: I found a new angel who cares for me. He loves me so much and I wish I found him earlier so that I could enjoy his tender love and care to the maximum. I love my new dude. He is 20times better than my stupid EX.
DAY 9: Mstchew! To hell with this thing called love. I would rather remain single forever. All men are the same.
DAY 10: Single and searching...

mumu girl...

hakunajay: A girl's updates on facebook.
DAY 1: Falling in love is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me. I love my man so much.
DAY 2: Woow! am treated like a queen. Bouquet of fresh red roses, a night out for two and lots of surprise gifts. What else could i want from another man and yet am a queen to my boyfriend?
DAY 3: Mstchew! I hate this guy! This stupid man is a fucking player! bullshit!
DAY 4: My fellow ladies. Dont ever let any bitch come between you and your dude. Am glad to be back together with my boyfriend. Nothing can ever separate us.
DAY 5: If you disagree and fight too much in your relationship. Never lose hope. Keep fighting for love. Love is real.
DAY 6: Bleep this bastard! He has been playing me all this while without me even knowing? Damn! this is officially over between us. Am moving on coz am done with this crap.
DAY 7: Am single and searching...
DAY 8: I found a new angel who cares for me. He loves me so much and I wish I found him earlier so that I could enjoy his tender love and care to the maximum. I love my new dude. He is 20times better than my stupid EX.
DAY 9: Mstchew! To hell with this thing called love. I would rather remain single forever. All men are the same.
DAY 10: Single and searching...

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