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The Pastor by CrazyMan(m): 9:43am On Jan 11, 2008
A PRETTY GIRL WENT TO CHURCH, TO MAKE A CONFESION TO A PRIEST, WHEN SHE GOT THERE; THE PRIEST ASKED HER WHAT THE MATTER IS.

SHE REPLIED AND SAID: SIR MY BOYFRIEND DID SOMETHING BAD TO ME.

THE PASTOR NOW KISSED HER AND SAID DID HE DO THIS TO YOU

SHE SAID NO,

HE HUGGED HER AND SAID DID HE DO THIS TO YOU SHE SAID NO,

HE NOW PULLED OFF HER CLOTH AND SAID DID HE DO THIS TO YOU,

SHE SAID NO,

HE NOW MADE LOVE TO HER AND SAID DID HE DO THIS TO YOU?

SHE SAID NO,

THEN HE NOW SAID WHAT IS THE THING HE DID THAT IS MAKING YOU TO BE CRYING,

THEN THE GIRL SAID HE GAVE ME AIDS,

THE PASTOR THEN FAINTED,
Re: The Pastor by finestboy2(m): 9:50am On Jan 11, 2008
ha ha ha ah very funny that is good for that pastor
Re: The Pastor by skysunny(m): 10:02am On Jan 11, 2008
lol
the pastor don carry load grin
Re: The Pastor by clemcykul(f): 2:43pm On Jan 11, 2008
remix
Re: The Pastor by ThugLife1(m): 3:11am On Jan 12, 2008
stale

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