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| Njpc Jokes Collection ( Will Be Updated ) by Homar(m): 4:35pm On Sep 17, 2012 |
sutoboy was suffering from abject poverty and so one night he had a dream of him winning a lottery of $50 million so the next day he sneakt out of his house so his wife wont notice and took his last money that kept him from begin broke and played the lottery next day and won the $50 million he dreamt immediately he called his wife telling her the news and also telling her to pack and prepare to travel , on hearing this the wife was so joyous and asked suto where they would travel to and suto answered saying i dont give a rats arse where u travel to just be gone when i reach home . |
| Re: Njpc Jokes Collection ( Will Be Updated ) by Homar(m): 6:55pm On Sep 17, 2012 |
what is the mistake that can send one 6 feet above the ground ? Sutoboy : lawyer . What is the mistake that can send one 6 feet under the ground ? Ekeroyal : doctor . The teacher fainted |
| Re: Njpc Jokes Collection ( Will Be Updated ) by Homar(m): 6:56pm On Sep 17, 2012 |
No projan or mad men allowed in this section 1 Like |
| Re: Njpc Jokes Collection ( Will Be Updated ) by Nobody: 9:20pm On Sep 17, 2012 |
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| Re: Njpc Jokes Collection ( Will Be Updated ) by Homar(m): 6:43am On Sep 18, 2012 |
PretiEbony:may alla strike you dumb there shediot |
| Re: Njpc Jokes Collection ( Will Be Updated ) by realsammie(m): 8:58am On Sep 18, 2012 |
i beg just read wetin u post up there if it make sense. absolutely RUBBISH |
| Re: Njpc Jokes Collection ( Will Be Updated ) by bingbagbo(m): 9:54am On Sep 18, 2012 |
by their fruits you shall know them!! UP PROJAN!!! |
| Re: Njpc Jokes Collection ( Will Be Updated ) by larride(m): 10:09am On Sep 18, 2012 |
bin gbagbo: Indeed U̶̲̥̅̊ Ρ̥̥ PROJAN |
| Re: Njpc Jokes Collection ( Will Be Updated ) by Nobody: 1:08pm On Sep 18, 2012 |
Homar: may alla strike you dumb there shediotbush pig!!! |
| Re: Njpc Jokes Collection ( Will Be Updated ) by Homar(m): 2:34pm On Sep 18, 2012 |
realsammie: i beg just read wetin u post up there if it make sense. absolutely RUBBISHhow can someone like u with an iq of -100 understand the joke mtchewww . |
| Re: Njpc Jokes Collection ( Will Be Updated ) by Homar(m): 2:36pm On Sep 18, 2012 |
bin gbagbo: |
| Re: Njpc Jokes Collection ( Will Be Updated ) by Lagusta(m): 2:57pm On Sep 18, 2012 |
This is why I hate politics, all mouth, no action.... After abusing PROJAN, NJPC couldn't even crack a primary school joke.... Cooking pot calling kettle black.... He even had the guts to abuse a lady..... Na wa ooooo |
| Re: Njpc Jokes Collection ( Will Be Updated ) by Homar(m): 6:48pm On Sep 18, 2012 |
Lagusta: This is why I hate politics, all mouth, no action....make i ask you self which one be lady for this section ? ? ? ? And tell me a reasonable joke them useless projan has given this section ? Instead they go on writing useless things like join us and be mad me ! Madness is the way forward ! Guy go hang your miserable self if u no get better thing to talk for this thread and by the way how many yoke u don write for this section ni ? Hediot . |
| Re: Njpc Jokes Collection ( Will Be Updated ) by Asabaman(m): 7:20pm On Sep 18, 2012 |
Homar, i never knw u have passion for MADNESS. Hidden one for that matter |
| Re: Njpc Jokes Collection ( Will Be Updated ) by Nobody: 8:43pm On Sep 18, 2012 |
Homar this your yoke dey over dehydrated mtcheeww  |
| Re: Njpc Jokes Collection ( Will Be Updated ) by Lagusta(m): 8:51pm On Sep 18, 2012 |
Homar: make i ask you self which one be lady for this section ? ? ? ? And tell me a reasonable joke them useless projan has given this section ? Instead they go on writing useless things like join us and be mad me ! Madness is the way forward ! Guy go hang your miserable self if u no get better thing to talk for this thread and by the way how many yoke u don write for this section ni ? Hediot . Come, who are u, in fact, what are u  Did I talk to u? What is wrong with u, what hav u achieved in your miserable life since u were born... U dare call my life miserable, called me an I.d.io.t! am I your mate. No, just tell me, what hav u achieved in your own miserable life, u dare call me miserable, old fool. I am so sure u still stay in your father's house, or rent a room. At 23, I had already built my house, at 29, I got married... I hav two cars, and u call my life miserabe.... Please don't let me recite your life history like I did in the past. I have repented now... So go and pass your WAEC, JAMB, go to school and achieve something too. AND DON'T U EVER IN YOUR LIFE CALL ME MISERABLE AGAIN!!!! |
| Re: Njpc Jokes Collection ( Will Be Updated ) by Asabaman(m): 9:00pm On Sep 18, 2012 |
Can we see authentic prove of those claims pls.....  Can we see authentic prove of those claims pls..... |
| Re: Njpc Jokes Collection ( Will Be Updated ) by Lagusta(m): 9:39pm On Sep 18, 2012 |
Asaba man: Can we see authentic prove of those claims pls..... Come to ilorin and see for yourself |
| Re: Njpc Jokes Collection ( Will Be Updated ) by Homar(m): 10:25pm On Sep 18, 2012 |
Asaba man: Can we see authentic prove of those claims pls.....i was about to ask him the same question lol . A fool @29 is a fool for life . See as him vomit his life achievement weather na true or lie because of a simple post . I no belive say person husband go act like a fool like this lwkmdfho . |
| Re: Njpc Jokes Collection ( Will Be Updated ) by Lagusta(m): 11:04pm On Sep 18, 2012 |
Homar: i was about to ask him the same question lol . A fool @29 is a fool for life . See as him vomit his life achievement weather na true or lie because of a simple post . I no belive say person husband go act like a fool like this lwkmdfho . U kno what, talking to u is just a sheer waste of time.... Smh |
| Re: Njpc Jokes Collection ( Will Be Updated ) by hottprince: 11:37pm On Sep 18, 2012 |
@Homar hw dare u talk to my vice president like that?don't u knw he's now d vice president of Da Critics? Be warned next time.I'l meet wit d rest of NJPC to ex-communicate u. And by d way d joke is dry |
| Re: Njpc Jokes Collection ( Will Be Updated ) by mormoni(m): 2:49pm On Sep 19, 2012 |
I neva knew u were like dis Homar... U don fall my hands aswear.... Very dry!! Someone shuld pls wet dis thread even with saliva abeg its too dry. Secretary general of da critics and also candidate for secretary general of the great PROJAN |
| Re: Njpc Jokes Collection ( Will Be Updated ) by realsammie(m): 4:34pm On Sep 19, 2012 |
~vicky~:my dear help me tell the SNAIL called HOMAR |
| Re: Njpc Jokes Collection ( Will Be Updated ) by Homar(m): 10:39pm On Sep 19, 2012 |
Keeps singing : If nobody talk about you then you are a nobody . . . . . . . . . . . . . . |
| Re: Njpc Jokes Collection ( Will Be Updated ) by Homar(m): 2:08pm On Sep 20, 2012 |
bin was newly posted the captain of a special army force in the desert so on him coming to their base in the middle of the desert he noticed a camel was in the base so he asked his vice captain why the camel was there and he answered him that sometimes the soldiers have natural sexual urge that they need to satisfy so they need the camel . After 8 months on the desert with no woman bins urges were off the chart so he shouted to his vice captain bring in the camel which the vice captain did so bin brought a stool and sat on top of it and pounded away on the camel till satisfaction . After that he asked his vice captain bunminoguns weather thats how they do it ? Which bunmi replied no but we just take a ride on the camel into town were we meet women . ( bin fainted) |
| Re: Njpc Jokes Collection ( Will Be Updated ) by mormoni(m): 2:29pm On Sep 20, 2012 |
Homar: bin was newly posted the captain of a special army force in the desert so on him coming to their base in the middle of the desert he noticed a camel was in the base so he asked his vice captain why the camel was there and he answered him that sometimes the soldiers have natural sexual urge that they need to satisfy so they need the camel . After 8 months on the desert with no woman bins urges were off the chart so he shouted to his vice captain bring in the camel which the vice captain did so bin brought a stool and sat on top of it and pounded away on the camel till satisfaction . After that he asked his vice captain bunminoguns weather thats how they do it ? Which bunmi replied no but we just take a ride on the camel into town were we meet women . ( bin fainted)shaking my head Wasted life |
| Re: Njpc Jokes Collection ( Will Be Updated ) by Homar(m): 8:51pm On Sep 20, 2012 |
mormoni: shaking my headno projans allowed . |
| Re: Njpc Jokes Collection ( Will Be Updated ) by mormoni(m): 8:56pm On Sep 20, 2012 |
Homar: no projans allowed .I reserve my... |
| Re: Njpc Jokes Collection ( Will Be Updated ) by larride(m): 10:44pm On Sep 20, 2012 |
smh |
| Re: Njpc Jokes Collection ( Will Be Updated ) by Asabaman(m): 11:28pm On Sep 20, 2012 |
singing fela. *foooool na foooool no matter for aage, yes sir!* |
| Re: Njpc Jokes Collection ( Will Be Updated ) by Homar(m): 1:20pm On Sep 21, 2012 |
I wonder how these fools got into my thread |
| Re: Njpc Jokes Collection ( Will Be Updated ) by Homar(m): 3:45pm On Sep 21, 2012 |
More jokes coming your way . |
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