Boy-  I Love U
Girl- Shut Up
Boy- I will die 4 U
Girl- Shut Up
Boy- I Cant live witout U
Girl- Shut Up
Boy- I will buy U blackberry BoldTorch
Girl- Really
Boy- Shut Up,

Lol,  Will post more later 

lol. dat nigger nah correct dude jare

this is funny and 'am sure its true story.

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A bank manager got confused with his calculations, so he asked his secretary to help out, "I have $23,000,000, what will you take off to get 25%" And his secretary replied "Sir, honestly, I will take off my blouse, my skirt, my bra even my pants!!

Lol

i'll go nakked sef

Mtchew

^^ i guess u r short of words rite.it happens

Onome, was driving one day in Warri. It became dark & he discovered his headlights weren't working. As a sharp Warri guy, he decided 2 follow d car in front of him and use its headlight 2 see the way. at some point, the car in front stopped and Onome stuck out his head and shouted angrily,"My friend, what is your problem? Will u move". D man in the other car shouted bcak, "Shuo! Which levels? Make I move 4 inside my own garage again"?

heheheheh

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Lmsao!

Cool jokes, Victor.

Thanks @ all, will update some more craZzy joke

Ok then,looking forward to your "craZzy" jokes!

Nice Ơnε̲̣̣̣̥ by eevictor

3 men took their wives to hospital for delivery, shortly a nurse came out and ask who is JOSEPH? who works with three crown, congratulation your wife delivered 3 bouncing babies. 2nd call, who is JOHN who works with 7up,congrats your wife delivered 7 bouncing babies, 3rd call, no response where is the 3rd man? receptionist said he ran away because he realized the delivery is according to working place and he works wit STUDIO 24.

lolzz, Good Morning Great NL

Quickly before we sleep,
A Nigerian lady got married to a Chinese guy, she got pregnant and gave birth to a baby boy. The baby died after six days ,at the funeral, her Aunt came out crying, saying,I KNEW IT ! I KNEW IT!! Curious relatives took the aunt to a nearby corner and asked her what she meant by KNEW IT!! she said,I KNEW IT, CHINA PRODUCT NO DEY LAST!! LOL

Gdnight. NL

nice one there . that make me laff. well done.

China product no dey last. LOL

Doing good, eevictor.

lol. doing good esp wiv the onome joke

@ most of the jokes

Nice jokes u've got, keep it up. A merry Heart doeth good like medicine,

Thanks Great NL peepz.

Here is another one,

A little boy asks his Dad; what's between Mom's legs? The father answers "paradise" .The kid asks again what 's between your legs? The father replies;"the key to paradise". Then the son says; piece of advice Dad, "you need to change the lock,the neighbor has a copy",

Good Morning NL

;d :d

Am sorry for not posting any joke yesterday, Was quite Busy,

Here is one that will blow ur mind

All this 9ja girls, una no go kill person with lie, A girl goes to visit a bobo on a Saturday afternoon. She gets to the bobos house and runs in. She meets the bobo on the couch and shouts, Dele, please give me #2k so that I can pay the cab man. Dele quietly puts his hands in his pocket, counts #2k, looks up to give her and shouts, , 'how come there is an Okada helmet on ur head?' Hahahahahahaha!!!!!

Have a gud weekend

Pastor, my dog is dead. Could there be a service for the poor creature? "Pastor" replied, "No, we can't have service for an animal in this church. But there is a new church down d road. Maybe, they will do something for the animal". The man answered, Pastor, but do u think they will accept a donation of $250,000 in return for the burial service in that church? Pastor, exclaimed, Sweet Jesus! Why did'nt u tell me d dog was a christian

LOL

HAPPY SUNDAY NL

No pikin don turn china made

After the babe pay okada 100bulks she in pocket 1900. Nice.

Dialogue between a new couple

Wife: Honey can i use OUR Blackberry?
Husband: No problem,its on the couch.
Wife: Can i use OUR jeep? i want to get something in the market.
Husband: but you have ur own car, o.k here is the key.
Wife: em, em, honey, em, em can i use OUR ATM Card? i want to get OUR money.
Husband: if i give you OUR slap,you will not see clearly with OUR eyes to drive OUR jeep and to collect OUR money.


LOL Happy New Week NL, God bless us all

A warri tenant walked in and saw his landlord's son who was trying to commit suicide and a brief conversation ensued,

Tenant: Rukewe!!!, wetin u dey do so ?
Rukewe:, I dey try commit suicide as papa dey always complain say my life na worthless one !
Tenant: ahn ahn, dat no good nw, but y u come tie rope for waist ?
Rukewe:, Bros no be small tin o!, I bin tie rope for neck, I NEARLY DIE

LOL,