Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,158,014 members, 7,835,435 topics. Date: Tuesday, 21 May 2024 at 10:12 AM |
Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / Have A Drink (726 Views)
When You Take A Drink At Party Which You Are Not Supposed To / A Drink, Anyone? / A Drink (2) (3) (4)
Have A Drink by ololade34(f): 5:50pm On Jan 11, 2008 |
There's this guy in a bar, just staring at his drink. He stayed like that for half-hour, a bully came along steps up to the bar, takes the guy's drink, and drank it all The poor man starts crying. The bully says: "Oh, come on, man! I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I can't stand to see a man crying." The troubled fellow replied, "This day is the worst of my life. First, I got fired for oversleeping and getting to work late. Then, as I'm leaving the building, I found out my car was stolen. I got into a cab to return home and I forget my wallet and credit cards in the cab. on getting home I found my wife in bed with the gardener. So I ended up at this bar, and just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drank my poison." |
Re: Have A Drink by aristole(m): 6:01pm On Jan 11, 2008 |
Remix,remix |
Re: Have A Drink by folly69(m): 6:08pm On Jan 11, 2008 |
yeah heard it b4 cool anyways |
Re: Have A Drink by Phiniter(m): 6:15pm On Jan 11, 2008 |
Where you from Poster? I fell you be panya boy/girl |
Re: Have A Drink by ThugLife1(m): 3:55am On Jan 12, 2008 |
uhm |
Re: Have A Drink by hclacid(m): 3:58am On Jan 12, 2008 |
@poster cool,ain't heard it before. |
Re: Have A Drink by clemcykul(f): 1:04pm On Jan 12, 2008 |
too much remix aint helpn this forum |
Re: Have A Drink by nightnurse(f): 1:40pm On Jan 12, 2008 |
remix or no remix, the joke is cool |
Re: Have A Drink by clemcykul(f): 2:33pm On Jan 12, 2008 |
ITS kool so? |
Re: Have A Drink by prosper606(m): 2:42pm On Jan 12, 2008 |
Mummmmm, Nice One The Joke Is Cool |
Re: Have A Drink by Migines(m): 3:31pm On Jan 12, 2008 |
*!* |
Re: Have A Drink by saucekid(m): 5:38pm On Jan 12, 2008 |
we need light here |
Re: Have A Drink by clemcykul(f): 9:43am On Jan 14, 2008 |
*sees the darkness, connects the thread to power holding* |
Re: Have A Drink by Migines(m): 9:46am On Jan 14, 2008 |
Power with-holding company of 9ja. |
(1) (Reply)
Nairaland Gafee / Watch Those Buttons / Cost Of Darkness
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 9 |