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Have A Drink by ololade34(f): 5:50pm On Jan 11, 2008
There's this guy in a bar, just staring at his drink. He stayed like that for half-hour, a bully came along steps up to the bar, takes the guy's drink, and drank it all

The poor man starts crying. The bully says: "Oh, come on, man! I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I can't stand to see a man crying."

The troubled fellow replied, "This day is the worst of my life. First, I got fired for oversleeping and getting to work late. Then, as I'm leaving the building, I found out my car was stolen. I got into a cab to return home and I forget my wallet and credit cards in the cab. on getting home I found my wife in bed with the gardener. So I ended up at this bar, and just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drank my poison."
Re: Have A Drink by aristole(m): 6:01pm On Jan 11, 2008
Remix,remix
Re: Have A Drink by folly69(m): 6:08pm On Jan 11, 2008
yeah heard it b4 cool anyways
Re: Have A Drink by Phiniter(m): 6:15pm On Jan 11, 2008
Where you from Poster?

I fell you be panya boy/girl
Re: Have A Drink by ThugLife1(m): 3:55am On Jan 12, 2008
uhm
Re: Have A Drink by hclacid(m): 3:58am On Jan 12, 2008
@poster
cool,ain't heard it before. wink wink
Re: Have A Drink by clemcykul(f): 1:04pm On Jan 12, 2008
too much remix aint helpn this forum embarassed
Re: Have A Drink by nightnurse(f): 1:40pm On Jan 12, 2008
remix or no remix, the joke is cool grin
Re: Have A Drink by clemcykul(f): 2:33pm On Jan 12, 2008
ITS kool so?
Re: Have A Drink by prosper606(m): 2:42pm On Jan 12, 2008
Mummmmm, Nice One The Joke Is Cool
Re: Have A Drink by Migines(m): 3:31pm On Jan 12, 2008
*!*
Re: Have A Drink by saucekid(m): 5:38pm On Jan 12, 2008
we need light here
Re: Have A Drink by clemcykul(f): 9:43am On Jan 14, 2008
*sees the darkness, connects the thread to power holding* grin
Re: Have A Drink by Migines(m): 9:46am On Jan 14, 2008
Power with-holding company of 9ja.

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