One day John decides to invite Mark on a trip on his private jet. Whilst on this luxury aeroplane Mark asks where the toilet is. John shows him and says to him "inside there are 3 buttons, whatever you do don't press the third one." Mark proceeds to the toilet and does his business. Whilst sitting on the toilet he presses the first button. Suddenly his privates are cleaned thoroughly. He enjoys this and presses the second button. Dryers appear and dry his privates. He is intrigued to find out what button 3 does, so he pushes it. The next thing Mark sees is John staring at him, "what happened?" Mark asks shakily. "Well you pressed the third button and now you are in hospital." "Why do my privates hurt so bad?" Mark asked anxiously, John replies "Well you activated the automatic tampon remover."

sh!t

aaaacchooooo

total rubbish

curiosity kills the cat, no problem.

which kain kill?

curiosity murdered the cat

eeya[b] [/b]

eyaa? u go skul so?

oya no cry take this money buy kuli kuli drink garri u know i care

@Clemcykul,
YOU ARE VERY GENEROUS, I HOPE NOT WITH YOUR SHORT GUN AS WELL.

hmm SHORT GUN ,dat na anoda name for --------------------

pl;s tel me

@ lola,
don`t be too inquisitve. hun, hun, hun.
me i don talk my own o.

na on every thread she dey d1ck about

So sad, so u people are busy laughing me, anyway, I will report you to president BUSH who will be in Ghana to today. love ya!

@kronkykay,
MAYBE SHE DEY LOOK FOR THE LONG THING, YOU FIT GIVE AM?

make una see the connection

lola =long>>>>>>.tin

come take small

golden val wetin happen? u just dey flood the thread wit crocodile tears.

not me man, my dick got the name of my girlfriend tatooed on it.

am gonna give her Womanliness blisters if i use it on her.

tell her to look elsewhere.

@ clem

abeg no kill me wit laffta

clem, thank you jooo, since i saw ghost in lagos, from that time till now, i like to cry so that i can't see another ghost again

I wish I know how to play bottom power, I could have test it myself

pats goldenval on the head* no cry u hear 2nite u go see 12 ghost for ur dream

oya use paarker dey pack ur tears

lol

then clems, i must try to buy a packet of smoke today so that, i can not be able to seep 2 nite, if i see this 12 ghost, i don't know if i can still woke up tomorrow, pls help me bring a bocket, so that i can cry more oh woawwwwwwwwwww

with this kinda english, i bet you say even if u kip ur eyes open, na 24 ghost go visit you oh

24 x 4

ur case don pas becareful just dey cry dey go wen u tire just yawn den continue