Ok so this guy has a problem and goes to see a doctor. However, he told the doctor not to laugh at him no matter what he says or shows to him.

Patient: Doctor i have a problem

Doctor: Yes whats the problem?

Patient: Before i tell you i want you to promise not to laugh at me please

Doctor: You have nothing to worry about, i am a professional and i have seen different cases. i was trained to be nice to patients.

patient then unzips his trousers to reveal the tiniest penis the doctor has seen in all his years of practce as a doctor, so he couldnt help bursting into an annoying uncotrollable laugther. When he had finished laughing,

Doctor: i am so so sorry, just that i have never seen anything like that in all my career. i am sorry it will not happen again.
So what seems to be the problem?

Patient: Its swollen.

Roflmao
swollen? He'd beta be happy.

so his thing is way much more smaller than that !! i'm still laughing !!

Good one bro [img]http://www.xs4all.nl/~ernstmul/images/yahoo/35.gif[/img]

:d

call the nairaland medical association

The doctor's license shld be withdrawn

haahaahaahaa!!! this joke rocks am still LMAO

Dat d0c iz definitely g0n die laffn, lmca0

now that a joke lmao swollen? that guy must be thug life  

@clemcy stop wasting space !

@ topic,C.M.E.O

clemc, wetn we do you. y u take all that space na

you guy are funny, especially ifyalways, how are you ify, are you a nigerian, if you are, then i go like marry you put 4 house

U 4 throway am 4 dustbin b4?

i wonder for the guy O,.

no wonder for me guys, wonder for urself and moreover, i haven't told you you wont be invited for the wedding

dreams dreams

they aint so good sometimes

lolrotflmcao very funny swollen indeed!

ok ify no more space wasting

@ufuah

saw ur profile and i saw the ORDINARY you. you are not bad but i dont think i will be able to substitute ifyalways for you. its a hard decision

@ clemcy,
ABEG !!! now

@weirddezzy
the girl you are dying for never even answer you, and efuah is CUTE, just what a guys needs

tufe:

@ clemcy,
ABEG !!! now

@weirddezzy
the girl you are dying for never even answer you, and efuah is CUTE, just what a guys needs

@tufa
give her time to boot up, its a hard decision to make in a lifetime, its not about looks

hmmmmn i smell a rat here.
clemcyskull what else is that your big skull good for ?  stop wasting bullets space

ify, answer the weirddezzy

he's dumbly waiting for you

@ify
respect urself now. Haba!

ify my skull no big pass ur own na 4 ur own skul i wan build my house

answer wen-bird-zye the guy don kolo abi u dey fear to show am ur two left legs

@clemcy

wen u go learn to dey mind ur own business, moreover wetin be all these " " wey u dey line up, are they all urs? just curious

weird dizzie, you get mind sha

very nice joke,but d guy should be happy his "chlen" was swollen

cuteness01:

very nice joke,but d guy should be happy his "chlen" was swollen

huh

E be lyk say dis one miss road.

@webd. . .Watever ends it.
U dont want to do dis. Wen i start wit u nor just tell me say "na devil" o. C0z u and dat devil go blame una sefs. Anumanu.
Yeah, u myte say watts my biznes but trust me. . . U just myte not want to find out.