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Help! I'm Stranded Here. How Do I Escape? (graphic Pics) by VeryWickedMan: 6:00pm On Feb 13, 2023 |
I took off from my mansion in VI to visit my expat partner in Banana Island for our annual multi-billion dollar summit but on getting there I noticed my landing skids were gone so I flew back to VI and I'm confused. How do I land? Note that my fuel tank is almost empty. I need suggestions. 5 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Help! I'm Stranded Here. How Do I Escape? (graphic Pics) by Pickmycall: 6:04pm On Feb 13, 2023 |
Jump out. 7 Likes |
Re: Help! I'm Stranded Here. How Do I Escape? (graphic Pics) by VeryWickedMan: 6:05pm On Feb 13, 2023 |
Pickmycall: I've tried that but I can't just leave the chopper hovering up there. |
Re: Help! I'm Stranded Here. How Do I Escape? (graphic Pics) by Justbehave(m): 6:17pm On Feb 13, 2023 |
Just crash land. The height is not risky. If you die you die after all you are a very wicked man.Rip in advance. 77 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Help! I'm Stranded Here. How Do I Escape? (graphic Pics) by Tezzi(m): 6:19pm On Feb 13, 2023 |
( Justbehave: 5 Likes |
Re: Help! I'm Stranded Here. How Do I Escape? (graphic Pics) by Bluntguy: 6:44pm On Feb 13, 2023 |
Talk to Tinubu. He can provide a bullion van for you to land on. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Help! I'm Stranded Here. How Do I Escape? (graphic Pics) by Cerebellum: 6:44pm On Feb 13, 2023 |
This guy , you're a Eleribuu OP As in sometimes I search your moniker just to laugh off your comments You should seriously start comedy 18 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Help! I'm Stranded Here. How Do I Escape? (graphic Pics) by TimT: 6:57pm On Feb 13, 2023 |
🤣🤣🤣🤣.... Na to come down with rope...then leave am go crash-land na 4 Likes |
Re: Help! I'm Stranded Here. How Do I Escape? (graphic Pics) by rickleye: 7:00pm On Feb 13, 2023 |
VeryWickedMan: I was in a similar situation. I called Macgyver. he bailed me out 3 Likes |
Re: Help! I'm Stranded Here. How Do I Escape? (graphic Pics) by KilimanjaroKING: 7:15pm On Feb 13, 2023 |
😂😂😂 put ham for auto-pilot and jump-off, if fuel finish hin go crash, las las u go break knee wen u jump e beta pass make u crash and kpai wit the chopper. 2 Likes |
Re: Help! I'm Stranded Here. How Do I Escape? (graphic Pics) by headbasher96(m): 7:17pm On Feb 13, 2023 |
Find the nearest swamp or lake na |
Re: Help! I'm Stranded Here. How Do I Escape? (graphic Pics) by valicious1(m): 7:33pm On Feb 13, 2023 |
Fly to a sandy area or nearest desert. The sand will cushion the railings and afford you a soft landing 3 Likes |
Re: Help! I'm Stranded Here. How Do I Escape? (graphic Pics) by VeryWickedMan: 7:43pm On Feb 13, 2023 |
valicious1: Tried that at Oniru beach but Tilumbu owomida boys demanded for settlement before I land so I flew off. 28 Likes |
Re: Help! I'm Stranded Here. How Do I Escape? (graphic Pics) by VeryWickedMan: 7:43pm On Feb 13, 2023 |
Justbehave: Your papa 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Help! I'm Stranded Here. How Do I Escape? (graphic Pics) by VeryWickedMan: 7:44pm On Feb 13, 2023 |
headbasher96: Na you go buy new engine for me abi. 6 Likes |
Re: Help! I'm Stranded Here. How Do I Escape? (graphic Pics) by VeryWickedMan: 7:44pm On Feb 13, 2023 |
So nobody has sense on this forum? Fuel don finish!! 4 Likes |
Re: Help! I'm Stranded Here. How Do I Escape? (graphic Pics) by valicious1(m): 7:44pm On Feb 13, 2023 |
VeryWickedMan:U never ready to land 5 Likes |
Re: Help! I'm Stranded Here. How Do I Escape? (graphic Pics) by luizpippo(m): 8:36pm On Feb 13, 2023 |
Have you crashed? Did you die?😂 10 Likes |
Re: Help! I'm Stranded Here. How Do I Escape? (graphic Pics) by SporaD8: 8:44pm On Feb 13, 2023 |
valicious1:On the contrary, the intake will sucks in dust. if you have ever witnessed a whirlwind swirl, you will know that's the surest way for him to experience "#Across the bridge..." 1 Like |
Re: Help! I'm Stranded Here. How Do I Escape? (graphic Pics) by OKOATA(m): 8:50pm On Feb 13, 2023 |
The best way to land is on top transformer ma guy, your chopper go balance well. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Help! I'm Stranded Here. How Do I Escape? (graphic Pics) by omniwater: 8:50pm On Feb 13, 2023 |
Enter lagoon and use parachute to escape. After all you're a rich man, you will get a replacement. 3 Likes |
Re: Help! I'm Stranded Here. How Do I Escape? (graphic Pics) by Illegal1(m): 9:22pm On Feb 13, 2023 |
Justbehave: hahahahahaha.... no be lie abeg. 5 Likes |
Re: Help! I'm Stranded Here. How Do I Escape? (graphic Pics) by mu2sa2: 9:24pm On Feb 13, 2023 |
The skids position will allow the chopper to safely land on it. But make sure you say your last prayer before attempting the manoeuvre because you never know. If you're unlucky and crash land, too bad. |
Re: Help! I'm Stranded Here. How Do I Escape? (graphic Pics) by kelspinall(m): 9:39pm On Feb 13, 2023 |
who took the photo 2 Likes |
Re: Help! I'm Stranded Here. How Do I Escape? (graphic Pics) by Brownshoe: 9:40pm On Feb 13, 2023 |
Just call for big magnet, make it an emergency call. |
Re: Help! I'm Stranded Here. How Do I Escape? (graphic Pics) by headbasher96(m): 9:40pm On Feb 13, 2023 |
VeryWickedMan:ok crash make u die na since u value the engine pass your life 2 Likes |
Re: Help! I'm Stranded Here. How Do I Escape? (graphic Pics) by Nicepoker(m): 9:46pm On Feb 13, 2023 |
Switch to autopilot. Continue hovering till your tank is finally empty then land like a bug. 1 Like |
Re: Help! I'm Stranded Here. How Do I Escape? (graphic Pics) by Omoawoke: 9:48pm On Feb 13, 2023 |
VeryWickedMan: Lol |
Re: Help! I'm Stranded Here. How Do I Escape? (graphic Pics) by OgaTheTop2: 11:47pm On Feb 13, 2023 |
No be V.I you wan land? Just crash land in the nearest river. 2 Likes |
Re: Help! I'm Stranded Here. How Do I Escape? (graphic Pics) by OgaTheTop2: 11:49pm On Feb 13, 2023 |
luizpippo:I think so |
Re: Help! I'm Stranded Here. How Do I Escape? (graphic Pics) by Pickmycall: 3:38am On Feb 14, 2023 |
VeryWickedMan:Are you still hovering? |
Re: Help! I'm Stranded Here. How Do I Escape? (graphic Pics) by Pickmycall: 3:41am On Feb 14, 2023 |
The comments are too funny. 5 Likes |
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