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Raise In Salary by ThugLife1(m): 12:01am On Jan 14, 2008
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
1-------- I do physical labor .
2.------- I work at great depths .
3.------- I plunge head first into everything I do.
4.------- I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
5.-------- I work in a damp environment.
6. -------I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
7.------- I work in high temperatures .
8. -------My work exposes me to diseases.
Re: Raise In Salary by skipo87(m): 12:11am On Jan 14, 2008
i'm really trying to laugh but
Re: Raise In Salary by Uzzyan: 12:22am On Jan 14, 2008
What a ptitable condition in which it works. Take heart but there will be no increase. cry cry
Re: Raise In Salary by ThugLife1(m): 12:24am On Jan 14, 2008
skipo but what?
Re: Raise In Salary by Uzzyan: 12:29am On Jan 14, 2008
But he id dpeechless
Re: Raise In Salary by ThugLife1(m): 12:55am On Jan 14, 2008
.
Re: Raise In Salary by tjtj1(m): 6:19am On Jan 14, 2008
The p*n*$such a hardworker
Re: Raise In Salary by tjtj1(m): 6:21am On Jan 14, 2008
Its funny
Re: Raise In Salary by clemcykul(f): 8:28am On Jan 14, 2008
yeah it most definitely need an increase

-------i give lonely gorls company
-------i make the ladies happy
-------i help create other beings
wow am such a hardworker i go thro and fro relentlessly.
am so energetic dont get tired till i reach my summit.
am so patience that sometimes i work in a very dirty and smelly environment widout complains grin

ladies please learn to appreciate the gazula and increase it wages wid clean condos and more bla bla bla grin grin grin grin grin grin cool
Re: Raise In Salary by Migines(m): 8:45am On Jan 14, 2008
It sure needs a "raise"
Re: Raise In Salary by ituen(m): 3:21pm On Jan 14, 2008
Yes Miggy

Shld shld convert to per second charging plan
Re: Raise In Salary by tjtj1(m): 3:41pm On Jan 14, 2008
Lol
Re: Raise In Salary by ThugLife1(m): 5:55pm On Jan 14, 2008
ituen:

Yes Miggy

Shld shld convert to per second charging plan
lol
Re: Raise In Salary by tufe(m): 6:11pm On Jan 14, 2008
per sec, i luv that

but who pays the user or the usee
Re: Raise In Salary by tjtj1(m): 8:52pm On Jan 14, 2008
i do
Re: Raise In Salary by Necorios(m): 11:16pm On Jan 14, 2008
Really?!
Re: Raise In Salary by tjtj1(m): 11:43pm On Jan 14, 2008
yea but am the 1 who's thing will be doin the work nd getting the raise
Re: Raise In Salary by Migines(m): 8:18am On Jan 15, 2008
U don spoil finish. Hope u know say no raising of gazunga 4 military. If not na bomb go help u calm down.
Re: Raise In Salary by tjtj1(m): 6:25pm On Jan 15, 2008
;d
Re: Raise In Salary by gunpoint(m): 6:59am On Jan 16, 2008
Ok joke, i do fink d kondo needs a raise, its such hard work!!!
Re: Raise In Salary by gunpoint(m): 7:00am On Jan 16, 2008
4got
angry angry angry
Re: Raise In Salary by clemcykul(f): 10:32am On Jan 16, 2008
good one grin grin grin grin*
Re: Raise In Salary by ituen(m): 1:40pm On Jan 16, 2008
clemcykul:

yawns and scratches beard*

. . . . . . beard on her blah blah
Re: Raise In Salary by saucekid(m): 1:44pm On Jan 16, 2008
my God!
Re: Raise In Salary by ThugLife1(m): 1:06am On Jan 17, 2008
ituen:

. . . . . . beard on her blah blah
Hahahahahahhaha
where the bla bla dey?

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