-na only 4 nig u fit win aeroplane by loadn N200 MTN recharg card
-very soon etisalat go say recharg N200&WIN a big ship
-then airtel go com follow say, recharg N100&win benin republic
-I TRUST GLO- dem go just kuku say...ok recharge wt N500&win nig. because their colour na green
-na only for nig u go see fish inside "MEATPIE"
-na only for nig we dey count money afta we wtdraw am 4rm ATM because we no even trust d machine
-na only 4 nig PHCN dey say: win a brand new GENERATOR if u pay ur light bill(wat a piti)

-na only in nig u go see mallam wey wan produce ATM wey dey vomit coins
-na only for nig ppl dey horn for traffic light make e quik change from red to green
-na only in naija pharmacy dey sell coke,recharg cards,chin chin,puff n beer
wetin u no see 4 naija,u no fit see am for anywea in d world... trust me, we be peculiar nation
I LOVE NAIJA ... PASSIONATELY TO D BONE!