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Since today is my birthday i've decided to celebrate with some nice peeps that i've come to know in Nairaland and especially the Joke section. So folks, put aside the sarcastic comments for today and wish your boy well!!
Meanwhile, i'll post u guys some jokes later in the day to enjoy since you cannot attend the party in Choc boiz Villa as i chill along with my guys and ladies, am talking of the Choc boiz Mi, J-jag, Ice, Brymo, accompanied with my EME pallies Banky, Wiz and skales and also I cant 4get my guys p-square, waje, chidimma, franklin and a host of others. Davido is NOT invited i repeat mey David no show face for my birthday ooo eh. Meanwhile leeeeets get this party started oya.**leaves thread with Vicky and Booqee hand in hand**singing Ekuro**winks*

Hbd dude

Vicky nd booqee don suffer

Anyways HBD mahn

CLIQBOY: Hbd dude

mormoni: Vicky nd booqee don suffer

Anyways HBD mahn

thank you very much guys. *calls bartender* 2 Martinis and 3 Moets each for these gentlemen*

Valiantvaliant: thank you very much guys. *calls bartender* 2 Martinis and 3 Moets each for these gentlemen*

no oo..na malt i dey drink

As promised
Q: What do you give 900-pound
gorilla for his birthday?
A: I don't know, but you'd
better hope he likes it!
.
When I was a child my family
was so poor that the only thing
I got on my birthday was a year
older.

*
It's my wife's birthday
tomorrow. Last week I asked
her what she wanted as a
present. "Oh, I don't know", she
said. "Just give me something
with diamonds". That's why I'm
giving her a pack of playing
cards.
If there are 23 people in a
room, there's a 50% chance
that two of them will share a
birthday (it's been proven
mathematically).
What did George Washington,
Abraham Lincoln, and
Christopher Columbus all have in
common? They were all born on
holidays.
*
A man asked his wife, "What
would you most like for your
birthday?" She said, "I'd love to
be ten again." On the morning
of her birthday, he got her up
bright and early and they went
to a theme park. He put her on
every ride in the park - the
Death Slide, The Screaming
Loop, the Wall of Fear. She had a
go on every ride there was. She
staggered out of the theme
park five hours later, her head
reeling and her stomach
turning. Then the were off to a
movie theater where they ate
popcorn and sweets and drank
Cola. At last she staggered home
with her husband and collapsed
into bed.
Her husband leaned over and
asked, "Well, dear, what was it
like being ten again?" One eye
opened and she groaned,
"Actually, honey, I meant dress
size!"
*
Q. What was the average age of
a cave man?
A. Stone Age!
Q. What goes up and never
comes down?
A. Your age!
Q. What party game do rabbits
like to play?
A. Musical Hares!
Q. What did the bald man say
when he got a comb for his
birthday?
A. Thanks. I'll never part with it!
Growing old is inevitable.
Growing up is optional.
It's not about age, it's about
attitude.
*
The most effective way to
remember your wife's birthday
is to forget it once.
A well adjusted woman is one
who not only knows what she
wants for her birthday, but even
knows what she's going to
exchange it for.
The secret of staying young is
to live honestly, eat slowly, and
lie about your age. - Lucille Ball
Inside every older person is a
younger person wondering
what happened. - Jennifer Yane
A diplomat is a man who always
remembers a woman's birthday
but never remembers her age. -
Robert Frost
Birthdays are good for you.
Statistics show that the people
who have the most live the
longest.
A birthday is just the first day of
another 365-day journey
around the sun. Enjoy the trip!
You were born an original.
Don't die a copy. - John Mason
Fred: I was going to buy you a
handkerchief for your birthday.
Harry: That was a kind thought.
But why didn't you?
Fred: I couldn't find one big
enough for your nose.
When is your birthday?
17th January.
What year?
Every year!
Here are some more great
birthday jokes:
Grandma, is it exciting being
99?
It certainly is! If I wasn't 99 I'd
be dead.
Why couldn't prehistoric man
send birthday cards?
The stamps kept falling off the
rocks!
Where do you find a birthday
present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue!
Why did the boy put candles on
the toilet?
He wanted to have a birthday
potty!
Why did the boy feel warm on
his birthday?
Because people kept toasting
him!
"Doctor, I get heartburn every
time I eat birthday cake."
Next time, take off the candles."
*
Where would you learn to make
ice cream?
At sundae school.
You know you are getting old
when the candles cost more
than the cake. - Bob Hope
What is the left side of a
birthday cake?
The side that's not eaten.
Q. Does a pink candle burn
longer than a blue one?
A. No, they both burn shorter!
Q. What do they serve at
birthday parties in heaven?
A. Angel food cake!
What did one candle say to the
other?
"Don't birthdays burn you up?"*
Did you hear about the time
akpors' sister tried to make a
birthday cake? The candles
melted in the oven.

dearie

Happy birthday to ya!

Happy birthday man. Have fun man as u re a year older today.

Happy Birthday Bro, LLNP

They say blacks dont blush, then my mirror must be broken cause after seeing these comments i blushed at each one. Thank You all soooooooooo much. May God see us all through this life. Eseeeee

^^^^^^ you welcome bro

Awww..... i'm late...but never too late. Happy buffdei in arrears! LLNP. Hope u had fun?? :*

mormoni: Vicky nd booqee don suffer

Anyways HBD mahn

suffer ke?? Ask him now, na him wan die dat yesterday nah..na beg ee beg me last. Hehe!

Hey happy birthday boss, LLNP 2 u, wishin u all the best!!!!

@Valiantvaliant
bro it late, never mind happy birthday, wish long life,wisdom and prosperity

booqee: Awww..... i'm late...but never too late. Happy buffdei in arrears! LLNP. Hope u had fun?? :*

yeah, i sure did, how was your ban erm. . . sorry vacation.:-)

slimchi2k2: @Valiantvaliant
bro it late, never mind happy birthday, wish long life,wisdom and prosperity

Lagusta: Hey happy birthday boss, LLNP 2 u, wishin u all the best!!!!

thanks a laaaaaaaat guys!!!!

Happy birthday bro....may u grow up till all d teeth in ur mouth comot

bunmioguns: Happy birthday bro....may u grow up till all d teeth in ur mouth comot

**reads post and immediately stops eating the 1kilo of Pømó in his hands**

If you really wanted to do that, then why wouldn't you do that? Instead you do this. It makes no sense.