1:yo mama's so ugly that when she entered the ugly contest they said "no professionals"

2:yo mamas so stupid that when she got hungry,she got pregnant just for the milk.

3:yo mamas so ugly she went for plastic surgery and was referd to a burns specialist.

Na wen yo momma die u begin yab ur own.

Yo mamma is an old prostitute dat she slept with the Father,the Son and the holy spirit.

your mommma's so short, i could see her feet in her driver's license

Ya all shld type "Yo Momma" by Migines in the search box nd paste your jokes there. There is no need creating another thread

Our mummies will not be hapi 2c dis!

It's just a joke goddamit. The Yankee make money outta dis and even their mommies come to watch

necorios, wake up. i think you are sleeping

yo momma so fat her shadow weighs 220 pounds
Miggy dear what happened to ur yo momma

your momma's so dump, she took her driving lessons on a dog

yo momma is so stupid that when she gave birth to u ,she shouted opi nne muru tie Jesus!

english oo, make we sef laff

Dat na if e reach to laff.

Yo mamma's glasses are so thick that when she looks at the map she sees people waving back at her![color=#990000][/color]

Yo mommaz so stupid,she got hit by a packed taxi

dipo2much:

Yo mommaz so stupid,she got hit by a packed taxi

lol