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The Church Liars by Andrew3(m): 8:49am On Sep 23, 2012 |
A pastor said to his congregation, next sunday I will be preaching the topic "LIARS". Read the book of Mark chap 17 ahead of that message. The next sunday the church was filled and the pastor said i asked you to read mark 17 how many of you did? The whole congregation raised up their hands and the pastor said yes you are the people I want to talk to, the Liars, mark has only 16 chapters how did you read mark 17? |
Re: The Church Liars by Andrew3(m): 8:54am On Sep 23, 2012 |
A guy wrote jamb and passed 7 subjects but failed english. His dad was so annoyed and asked why he didnt try more to pass english. Their conversation. Dad: Uche why did you fail engllish and pass 7 useless subjects? uche: daddy dont mind the computer the mark the result, the said I passed 7 subjects and failed english, which language did i use in writing the subjects i passed? happy sunday. |
Re: The Church Liars by larride(m): 8:19pm On Sep 23, 2012 |
Seen before but still funny |
Re: The Church Liars by mormoni(m): 8:45pm On Sep 23, 2012 |
Nothing is funny hear abeg. *starts vomiting |
Re: The Church Liars by Agybabe(f): 5:24am On Oct 31, 2012 |
Lol :DLol |
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