A man dies and goes to
hell.
There he finds that there
is a
different hell for each
country
and decides
he'll pick the least painful
to
spend his eternity.
He goes to Germany hell &
asks,
"what do they do here?"
He is
told "first they put you in
an
electric chair for an hour.
Then
they lay you on a bed of
nails for
another hour. Then the
German
devil comes in and whips
youfor
the rest of the day".
The man does not like the
sound
of that at all so he moves
on.
He checks out the USA hell
as
well as the Russian hell
and
many more.
He discovers that they are
all
similar to the German hell.
Then
he comes to the Nigerian
hell
and finds that there is a
longline
of people waiting to get
in ...
Amazed, he asks, "What
do they
do here?"
He is told "first they put
you in
an electric chair for an
hour, then
they lay you on a bed of
nails for
another hour. The Nigerian
devil
comes in & whips you for
the
rest of the day."
"But that is exactly the
same as
all the other hells. Why are
there so many
people waiting to get in?"
asks
the man.
"Because there is never
any
electricity so the electric
chair
does not work. The nails
were
paid for but never
supplied, so
the bed is comfortable to
sleep
on. And the Nigerian devil
used
to be a civil servant, so he
comes
in, signs his time sheet and
goes
back home for private
business."