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Time Off: Girls Vs Boys by MrInfo1(m): 11:36pm On Jan 14, 2008 |
Girls vs boys. Girls' English. 1.Yes. = No. 2.No. = Yes. 3.Maybe. = No. 4."It's your decision." = The correct decision should be obvious by now. 5."Do what u want." = You'll pay 4 this later. 6."We need to talk." = I need to bitch. 7.Sure. Go ahead. = I don't want you too. 8.I'm not upset. = Of course I'm upset, u stupid slowpoke. 9.How much do u love me? = I did something today your not goin' like me 4. 10.Is my butt fat? = Tell me i'm beautiful. 11.You have to learn to communicate! = Just agree with me. 12.Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead. Guy's English. 1.I'm hungry. = I'm hungry. 2.I'm sleepy. = I'm sleepy. 3.I'm tired. = I'm tired. 4.Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you. 5.Can I take you to dinner? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you. 6.Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you. 7.May I have this dance? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you. 8.Nice dress. = Nice cleavage. 9.You look tensed, let me give you a massage = I want to handle you. 10.What's wrong? = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now? 11.What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question. 12.I'm bored. = Do you want to have sex? 13.I love you. = Let's have sex right now. 14.I love you too. = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now! 15.Let's talk. = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me! 16.Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegel 4 you to have sex with other guys. Did you like it? |
Re: Time Off: Girls Vs Boys by dragnet: 12:22am On Jan 15, 2008 |
I'm sleepy !! Quite true th0ugh . . .but for me. . I think the only 0nes I've said are maybe just 1 & 2 of the "b0ys english" . . . . I'm good & gentle I'm sleepy !! |
Re: Time Off: Girls Vs Boys by Creamychic(f): 6:02pm On Jan 15, 2008 |
L0c, i guess this is tryna say that guyz alm0st always av sex on their minds, hehehe |
Re: Time Off: Girls Vs Boys by tufe(m): 6:20pm On Jan 15, 2008 |
Creamychic: |
Re: Time Off: Girls Vs Boys by Dumsy(f): 1:48pm On Jan 16, 2008 |
you dry small. so na so so sex guys dey tink of.thank God am a girl |
Re: Time Off: Girls Vs Boys by saucekid(m): 2:43pm On Jan 16, 2008 |
and what do you mean dumsy? |
Re: Time Off: Girls Vs Boys by tufe(m): 2:49pm On Jan 16, 2008 |
saucekid: you know exactly what she means, but i 4 like make she still explain further |
Re: Time Off: Girls Vs Boys by saucekid(m): 2:54pm On Jan 16, 2008 |
na the explanation i dey wait for |
Re: Time Off: Girls Vs Boys by tufe(m): 3:00pm On Jan 16, 2008 |
make we dey wait na |
Re: Time Off: Girls Vs Boys by pin4eva(f): 3:16pm On Jan 16, 2008 |
we are all waiting on dumsy's explaination |
Re: Time Off: Girls Vs Boys by tufe(m): 3:20pm On Jan 16, 2008 |
getting rather impatient |
Re: Time Off: Girls Vs Boys by Migines(m): 4:38pm On Jan 16, 2008 |
Person call hn sef "dumbsy" una con dey wait 4 xplanation. |
Re: Time Off: Girls Vs Boys by tufe(m): 4:47pm On Jan 16, 2008 |
@ miggy, Nna na wa for you oo, you jut they enter the girl for nothing |
Re: Time Off: Girls Vs Boys by clemcykul(f): 4:58pm On Jan 16, 2008 |
dunmbsie will explan later |
Re: Time Off: Girls Vs Boys by tufe(m): 5:04pm On Jan 16, 2008 |
exactly |
Re: Time Off: Girls Vs Boys by gunpoint(m): 6:24pm On Jan 16, 2008 |
@poster U r rite!! Dats hw al dis migines dem a tink, dat is wif dem a ink!! Bat a ganpoint is a bootleg lavaboy, so nittynursy, cam b a batty ass sisi & gib it ta i & i gal!! Moral of d story, i dey yan men!!! |
Re: Time Off: Girls Vs Boys by Migines(m): 6:49pm On Jan 16, 2008 |
@tufe hw i take enter am? |
Re: Time Off: Girls Vs Boys by clemcykul(f): 10:21am On Jan 17, 2008 |
yeah tufe eluciidate was it front or back sweetie dont mind him |
Re: Time Off: Girls Vs Boys by tessybaby(f): 10:28am On Jan 17, 2008 |
clemcy? |
Re: Time Off: Girls Vs Boys by topeteadr(m): 10:31am On Jan 17, 2008 |
Migines:I wonder oh! |
Re: Time Off: Girls Vs Boys by tufe(m): 12:28pm On Jan 17, 2008 |
@ miggy you are trying to say she is dump, e no fair now @clemcy na from on top |
Re: Time Off: Girls Vs Boys by clemcykul(f): 3:35pm On Jan 17, 2008 |
closes eyes *i beg no spoil me ooh i still dey suck breast* |
Re: Time Off: Girls Vs Boys by tufe(m): 3:45pm On Jan 17, 2008 |
clemcykul: sharrap, no be you dey spoil me for this place come dey do liek say na you holy pass |
Re: Time Off: Girls Vs Boys by saucekid(m): 4:23pm On Jan 17, 2008 |
she still dey suck breast oooo abeg no spoil am @ clemcy shey na right breast or left,i dey ask make i fit know |
Re: Time Off: Girls Vs Boys by tufe(m): 4:34pm On Jan 17, 2008 |
saucekid: clemcy na girl !!!! i nno know since, kai, and i don they yap am anyhow. |
Re: Time Off: Girls Vs Boys by clemcykul(f): 5:14pm On Jan 17, 2008 |
sorry tufe am a dude okay? |
Re: Time Off: Girls Vs Boys by tufe(m): 5:18pm On Jan 17, 2008 |
good, so the yapping continues. |
Re: Time Off: Girls Vs Boys by Migines(m): 9:16pm On Jan 17, 2008 |
@tufe i use to think u were crazy(a gud thing if u ask me) but now i know ure just plain stupid. |
Re: Time Off: Girls Vs Boys by tessybaby(f): 8:03am On Jan 18, 2008 |
hmmmm |
Re: Time Off: Girls Vs Boys by clemcykul(f): 10:41am On Jan 18, 2008 |
hmmm? so u never still brush |
Re: Time Off: Girls Vs Boys by ituen(m): 1:26pm On Jan 18, 2008 |
We just dey wake up from bed, come see this reply, so no blame my wife abeg!!! |
Re: Time Off: Girls Vs Boys by saucekid(m): 1:28pm On Jan 18, 2008 |
iyeme! |
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