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Please Helppppppppppppp by aristole(m): 11:21am On Jan 15, 2008 |
We went for an excursion to Abeokuta and this prompted our visit to Olumo Rock.There was this very wicked female teacher that followed us who everybody would not dare. We were almost coming back when she(the female teacher) shouted. Oh! she has been bitten by a snake.Everybody was running helter-skelter and the livered ones managed to get a rope @least to tie the place so as to barricade the flow. Another shock!She got the bite on her breast.I beg where would they tie now? |
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by ayusman16(m): 11:23am On Jan 15, 2008 |
Am sure u composed this joke abi and not copy and paste? |
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by Necorios(m): 11:24am On Jan 15, 2008 |
Eeh! Oportunity 2 retaliate 4rm a soft spot! Bet she aint gona cmplain. |
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by aristole(m): 11:38am On Jan 15, 2008 |
@ayusman I'd rather keep shut than copying and pasting. |
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by ayusman16(m): 11:41am On Jan 15, 2008 |
Great work then! walks away sucking at my thumb while keep wondering why i didnt laff |
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by brimbrack(m): 11:41am On Jan 15, 2008 |
@ poster am a bit confused, is this meant to be a joke or a sincere plea for help? |
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by aristole(m): 11:42am On Jan 15, 2008 |
Ehen!ayusman and necorios. What if the snake bite you for your kondo or your Bagco Super Sac;na wia them go tie? Joke or not.Please answer my question |
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by ayusman16(m): 11:46am On Jan 15, 2008 |
aristole: I go tie ur mouth so u no go tell dry jokes again |
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by Necorios(m): 11:50am On Jan 15, 2008 |
I conqor! |
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by tessybaby(f): 11:50am On Jan 15, 2008 |
ayusman16: what about the hands that typed the joke |
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by Necorios(m): 11:51am On Jan 15, 2008 |
D hands dat typd d joke wil b tied wit d live snake. Word! |
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by aristole(m): 11:58am On Jan 15, 2008 |
I go tie your mouth so u no go tell dry jokes again @ ayus answer my question before the thing enter your heart |
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by TheSly: 12:08pm On Jan 15, 2008 |
ha!!!. . . |
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by Migines(m): 12:11pm On Jan 15, 2008 |
Okay? |
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by aristole(m): 12:18pm On Jan 15, 2008 |
Answer jare! |
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by Necorios(m): 12:37pm On Jan 15, 2008 |
Simple, 4rm d begnin of breast,so it wont spread 2d rest of d bodi nd smehow d breast myt b amputated. |
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by aristole(m): 1:11pm On Jan 15, 2008 |
Doctor.You mean by a matchet? W'ere talking about first aid. |
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by tessybaby(f): 1:22pm On Jan 15, 2008 |
Necorios: dats the point it should be a black snake |
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by aristole(m): 1:27pm On Jan 15, 2008 |
@tessybabe It could be your breast next time. |
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by aristole(m): 1:29pm On Jan 15, 2008 |
What if the snake bite you for your kondo or your Bagco Super Sac;na wia them go tie? |
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by Necorios(m): 1:54pm On Jan 15, 2008 |
Dats simple too- "instant carstration"! Bt it wont hapn 2mi o cos snake is alergic 2 necorios. |
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by tessybaby(f): 4:36pm On Jan 15, 2008 |
aristole: God forbid the snake would end up sucking instead of biting |
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by aristole(m): 5:38pm On Jan 15, 2008 |
Eh!And you will give the snake a straw for easy sucking?Or a suking-galore and fiesta |
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by ifyalways(f): 6:01pm On Jan 15, 2008 |
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by Migines(m): 6:25pm On Jan 15, 2008 |
@tessy i'm also thirsty o. |
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by ifyalways(f): 6:39pm On Jan 15, 2008 |
when did tessy start selling pure water ? |
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by Migines(m): 8:19pm On Jan 15, 2008 |
Naah. She owns a pure water company. Theres a whole lotta diff. |
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by Necorios(m): 11:00pm On Jan 15, 2008 |
I hope it has an expiration date nd duly certified by Nafdak. |
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by Uzzyan: 11:23pm On Jan 15, 2008 |
haba neco |
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by ThugLife1(m): 12:46am On Jan 16, 2008 |
lol |
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by Migines(m): 5:59am On Jan 16, 2008 |
@neco In actuall fact, she registered nafdac. |
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by Necorios(m): 7:45am On Jan 16, 2008 |
2believ dat, i nid d nafdak numbr 4 clarificatn. |
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